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: Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes 62 KB JPG >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)15:17:00 No.62161022 >be me >College student >transfer out of school to a traditional online college expirence one of the in-state schools has cuz I'm not getting overcharged to 40 KB JPG attend zoom classes >Take a java course cuz compsci f----- >Get assignment on Monday, write a couple classes and use them to make a bigger class. No problem, just a bit time consuming >Look at paragraph long instruction page when finished >At the bottom it says something along the lines of write use the class Tester class to test your code >Have no f------ idea what the means or what I'm supposed to write, no info provided for that class beyond one sentence >Send email to professor asking what I'm supposed to do >Next day get a response >"Anon, Can you be more specific, i don't know what assignment you're talking about" >Email him the assignment name and what module it's in >Another day later he respondeds "oh, i gave you the assignments out of order, do this one instead" >Do said assignment, ask him when the other one is due >A day later he says it's still due Sunday >Still have no f------ clue what lI'm doing, send professor my code >Next day get an email saying "you need to go to a tutor anon, I'm sure they'll help you understand it" >Use online tutoring program, the tutors have no clue what I'm supposed to do >Tell professor that they have no idea what I'm supposed to do either >Professor finally responds "hey I finally took a look at your code. It does what it's supposed to, you don't need to use the testerclass, this is actually my first time looking at the assignment instructions and I have no idea why that's there. Why am I paying for this?

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anon learns the harsh truth | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)07:04:04 No.543003961 File: file.png (32 KB, 688x578) >>543002637 >leamed how to use a flash drive as a kid >figured I could finally play all the games I wanted in the computer lab >copied over all the file shortcuts >mfw it didn't work

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Anon takes a poop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/19(Thu)10:31:39 No.54480871 >be in public bathroom >it's empty >l can finally take a dump >go to one of the stalls and start cranking a fat s--- out of my ass >turd is 90% out of my a------ 125 KB JPG before the bathroom door bursts open >I hear punching and grunting >I look under my stall and see 2 pairs of feet >they are beating the s--- out of each other >suddenly hear a mirror shatter and hear one of the guys fall to the ground >bathroom is silent except for heavy breathing >feel my turd disconnecting from the mainland >f--- no f--- no f--- no >turd plops into water >echos >heavy breathing stops

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Anon has a bad day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)21:15:12 No.846486403 >Be me >Dating hot girlfriend for about 6 months >She has mental issues from childhood >Opens about sexual abuse from uncle 8 KB PNG >l set her up with a therapist and drive her there every Wednesday >l always check up on her, comfort her >She tells me I saved her life >Buy ring for her >About a year and a half later >Walk into her house to find her f------ some chad > Storm out crying > Mfw I test positive for gonorrhea a few days after that >Oh I also f------ lost the ring

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Anon doesn’t get paid enough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)16:50:35 No.846468068 >be me >be working at coffee shop >job is okay, pay is meh >one day, dude comes in and he's rude as all hell 46 KB JPG >idontgetpaidenoughforthis.mp3 >after the incident and making his coffee, I decide that this job isn't worth it and I deserve respect >carefully take his coffee to the bathroom, and piss half a stream in it >take it back to kitchen >call for his name and give it to him >watch him carefully as he drinks it >mfw he isn't disgusted >bastard comes up to the register and asks if his girlfriend works here >tell him no >he leaves with coffee in hand >later that day >mfw I realize he had a piss fetish >mfw he thought his gf p----- in his coffee as some sort of joke >mfw my piss tasted like his gf's piss F------ kek. View Thread

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Anon should never admit when he's wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit thatI was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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: Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a 100 KB JPG problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon spots aliens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous So how's your night been, anon(...) 02/03/21(Wed)07:35:55 No.27535612 Mine was ok up until a certain point (posted on /pol/ a while ago, but probably belongs here) >Be me 81 KB JPG >29 year old retard enjoying drinks and anime with his girlfriend >Time: 11:45pm >Girlfriend goes outside to call cats in >Wonder what she's up to... >Go outside >Look up into sky, see string of "stars" in a line, slowly gliding across night sky then disappearing from sight >W--.exe >Get intrigued >Jump on deck chair, to get better view >W--.exe increases >Never seen before >Get really excited by lights and seemingly not natural pattern of movement >UFO's.jpg? >Tell girlfriend I want to get a closer look >Launch myself off of the deck at mach 5 >Forget that I've had 8 beers >Land on one foot >F---.mpeg >Trip (completely naked btw - we live out in the country so was just chillin' drinking and watching anime with the GF in the nuddy) >Land hard on one side >Grazes to 10% of my body >Find out 15 minutes later that it was Elon Musk's starlink F--- you Elon musk.

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Anon is a bit too dedicated to Warcraft 3. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)10:00:22 No.542888802 whats the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you while playing vidya? >playing warcraft 3 tower defence >really need to shid >in the middle of an important high level wave >cant leave because I will fail if I 8 KB JPG don't micromanage my towers >anus is literally exploding under pressure >cant hold it in >sit for another hour in my s--- >finally finished >run upstairs >spend the next 90 minutes trying to wash the dry stale s--- out of my pants in the bathroom sink 53 Replies / 13 Images View Thread

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anon is bri'ish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/03/21(Wed)22:04:35 No.62160865 FROLL FACE >be bri'ish >go to school >get stabbed by a guy with rotting teeth BUT BRITISH

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