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File: rei.png (1.51 MB, 1185x1079) Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)03:14:57 No.215632357 >Be me. Late twenties. Depressed wagie living in Mommy's attic. >Daily routine is of work, fapping, suicidal ideation, and vidja. >Don't care about my appearance. >Can't cook, only eat premade junk and fast food. >Error 404: "Hopes, Dreams, and Aspirations" not found. >Get rona at the very beginning. >Very mild case. Could keep working. >Work told me no. Gave me two weeks paid time off. >Longest vacation in years. >FuckYeah.jpg >Vidja bores me after one day. >FuckNo.png >D--- red after two days. >FuckNO.mkv >Need to do something to keep me from making a date with a thick rope and a solid rafter. >Decide to check out what's so good about those Asian cartoons. >Have never been a weeb before. >Still don't dig weeb culture to this day. >Get list of online weeb friend's favorite shows. >Plow through list crazy fast. >Get to the masterpiece that is Evangelion. >Immediately fall in love with Rei. >Knew about waifus. Didn't understand until I met this literal angel. >Nothing sexual. I just really want her to be happy. >Spoiler alert: kek. >Episode 5, see her apartment. >Feel really bad for her. >Look around me. >Not much different, desu. >"Rei would never be happy living with me." >Unironically becomes my motivation for every major decision in my life. >Rei would (not) be happy if.. >Rei would (not) be proud if. >Rei would (not) want me to... >Almost a year later. >Second semester of a Chemical Engineering degree. >Substantial raise. >Moved to a much better department at work. >Learning to cook. The first thing I leamed was miso soup, because of the scene in rebuild 2. >I'm redecorating the attic, and am looking for an apartment, or even a house. >Trying new things with my appearance. >Working out. >Starting to lose weight. >Getting help for my mental issues. >Rei would want me to be healthy. >Rei would want me to be happy. >Rei would want me to succeed. Thanks, Rei.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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