![File: 4c02eec2e5c780fe0b6cd56b4(...).jpg (533 KB, 1800x2381) Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)17:00:38 No.59645439 [Reply] ► >all 5'10" men lie by claiming they are 6' >all 5'11" men lie by claiming they are 6'1" >all 6'1" men lie by claiming they are 6'3" which leads to >"5'11" is manlet status lol" >"6' is not even tall lol" >"every zoomer is 6'3" this days!!!!" are americans mentally handicapped?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/010/107/914.jpg "anon despises americans | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1612260764580.png (2.24 MB, 1267x959) Everyone can be saved. EVERYONE. Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)14:05:02 No.59658364 [Reply] >>59660638 80 replies and 11 images omitted. Click here to view. CALL DUT BLACK OPS Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)16:25:07 No.59660621 O Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)14:09:01 No.59658422 >>59658364 How did he do it bros? I'm on the following list and still look like s--- Nofap Nosugar Daily mirror yells(before and after bed) No shampoo No eating/drinking out of plastic No pillow Daily moisturize Supplement stack of (zinc, mag, aswaganda) Daily meditating I'm out of ideas at this point... U Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)16:28:05 No.59660673 ► File: 1598540746169.png (113 KB, 288x300) Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)14:23:05 No.59658639 >>59658422 # Have you tried nowipe? Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)14:27:56 No.59658713 File: 1589188408739.png (832 KB, 841x809) >>59658422 # >Daily mirror yells(before and after bed) >>59658422 # >Daily mirror yells(before and after bed) 10/10 Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)16:28:10 No.59660675 ► File: 20201221_220513.jpg (78 KB, 380x420) >yell at f----- in mirror after waking up >yell at f----- in mirror before bed The master plan is finally in motion, boys!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/010/050/8e3.jpg "anon takes up self improvement | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)09:43:01 No.846358750 [Reply] >>846359701 >be me >in college >have to read romeo and juliet out loud >teacher asks for volunteers >l volunteer to be romeo so I can finally talk to a girl >1000iq >gayfag volunteers to be juliet >teacher says yes >mfw Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)09:56:19 No.846359450 Kek College must be total clown world these days.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/010/049/7a0.png "Reading in college | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1753BCF1-7C8C-486A-BA84-92F0B5193290.png (8 KB, 200x201) Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)17:10:21 No.846363399 [Reply] >>Be me >>at work >>work with several 8-10/10 girl folk >>one day one of them gets frustrated >>"oh f--- me!" >>I say "sure, ok!" >>girl folk giggles a little >>we don't f--- Why do women make offers and then fail to follow through with delivery?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/010/048/ee2.jpg "Anon gets bamboozled | /r/Greentext")
