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Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)06:35:30 No.8501880 File: 1481158789113.jpg (6 KB, 200x 194) >8502255 >Out for dinner for my mates gf's birthday >Her pet lamb just died a few days ago >She's a vegan and doesn't eat any meat or dairy products >Her mother whispers to us to try order something more subtle with no obvious meat as she's still upset >Rightio I get it, I was pretty upset too when my 15 year old dog died >Looking at the menu >Lamb shank stew, rich with vegetable stock, potatoes, carrots etc. >$15 >God this sounds f------ good and for a solid price too >Order it >We all get our dinner >Mate and her mother look over at my plate >Half of the lamb shank is hanging out the top of the bowl >Her mother shakes her head at me >l pick the shank up and sit it on my plate so I can pick it out >"Oh my god why would you get that?" his gf screams >What? I responded >l pick the shank up and imitate a sheep "Baaa, baaaaaaaa, baaaaa" while pretending to walk it >She storms out >Her mother storms out too >Mate is holding in his laughter >Her father is in tears smacking the table with his hand out of laughter It was pretty good, the stock with the vegetables was to die for. Shank was pretty good too, I left a $10 tip

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