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Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)06:35:30 No.8501880 File: 1481158789113.jpg (6 KB, 200x 194) >8502255 >Out for dinner for my mates gf's birthday >Her pet lamb just died a few days ago >She's a vegan and doesn't eat any meat or dairy products >Her mother whispers to us to try order something more subtle with no obvious meat as she's still upset >Rightio I get it, I was pretty upset too when my 15 year old dog died >Looking at the menu >Lamb shank stew, rich with vegetable stock, potatoes, carrots etc. >$15 >God this sounds f------ good and for a solid price too >Order it >We all get our dinner >Mate and her mother look over at my plate >Half of the lamb shank is hanging out the top of the bowl >Her mother shakes her head at me >l pick the shank up and sit it on my plate so I can pick it out >"Oh my god why would you get that?" his gf screams >What? I responded >l pick the shank up and imitate a sheep "Baaa, baaaaaaaa, baaaaa" while pretending to walk it >She storms out >Her mother storms out too >Mate is holding in his laughter >Her father is in tears smacking the table with his hand out of laughter It was pretty good, the stock with the vegetables was to die for. Shank was pretty good too, I left a $10 tip

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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