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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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File: hahaha.png (92 KB, 853x800) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.62123048 [Reply] >>62123320 >omg shrek hahaha so funny O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)22:56:57 No.62123320 File: 1601795833709.png (144 KB, 766x800) >>62123048 (OP) GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!111!!!!!1!

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: Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:05:44 No.846126827 >be me >write unpopular opinion >people reply with "based" >Feelsgood.gif Thank you. I feel a little less worthless 194 KB JPG now. : Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:06:32 No.846126862 >>846126827 (OP) # Based.

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Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.87673510 File1313080993.png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554 png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social contact >they notice me crossing WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS >they giggle >f--- this Tl just pretend i live at this house go down random driveway >curtains shuffe *middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turn around fast 3 girls stood staring at me *this is their house >rapidly think of plan B *have you accepted jesus as your ford and saviour?

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: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)02:40:55 No.846285476 >be me >at grandma's funeral >see eldest brother >total f------ tool >truly don't like the guy >walk up to him to talk a bit >instant regret 150 KB JPG >his wife comes a few seconds later >see she is pregnant >need to lighten up the mood >"looks like somebody just had sex" >say it like Hannibal Buress for some reason >"ok anon" >they walk away 7 years have passed and I still cringe about it

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: Anonymous 02/18/20(Tue)11:09:07 No.56795094 >be 11 yo f-- >live in a pretty small town >one day come to local tennis club with my dad >start to play in the kids tennis group >become one of the best there 36 KB PNG >actually enjoy the game >less and less kids come to sessions >after like 2 years there is only me >was the only 10-14 yo group in the club >because small town the only other groups are either small 7-10 babys or 16+ professional athletes >get put in the little kids group >no challenge at all >dont even try or pay attention half the time >give up and stopped coming to the club after a month of this f--- i couldve been a tennis god super chad but now im a shitheaded overwight virgin what a f------ joke of a life Viow Thread

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