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![File: 769[1].png (955 KB, 871x867) /fit/ cringe Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)16:29:55 No.59587126 [Reply] >>59587459 >>59587462 >get /fit/ after 4 years of lifting, cutting >finally get with a girl at a party >we're in a bedroom making out (my first kiss + tongue kiss) >she takes my hand and puts it on her crotch >feel bold and go under the waistband >feel my first p---- >feel shocked and stutter >"w-w-woah... your p-p---- is so damp..." >she pauses for a sec but continues making out >go in with my fingers >"t-that's a soakin' pus' right there" >she lightly pushes me away and leaves the room](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/006/972/b02.jpg "Slip ‘N Slide | /r/Greentext")
![File: 62410403.jpg (176 KB, 1000x1620) O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)14:14:18 No.62096357 [Reply] >>62097009 >>62097074 >>62097360 >dad finds out I'm gay >cool with it, at least to the point he doesn't change how he treats me >f----- two guys the other day >dad is over next morning >they left stuff behind >they arrive unannounced to get it >they try to tease me and get in >dad sees them >they take their stuff and leave >he puts two and two together and realizes I'm a bottom because I'm 5'5 and they were both over six feet tall >says "I'm okay with you being gay but can you at least be the one on top?" + 43 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)15:29:24 No.62097009 >>62096357 (OP) >I'm a bottom because I'm 5'5 and they were both over six feet tall Oh really? That's not how it works in my house.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/006/971/a86.png "Anon is 5'5 | /r/Greentext")
![File: AFEABD8F-988D-4F94-AEB9-5753338B1728.jpg (99 KB, 900x900) O Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)21:07:04 No.845018086 [Reply] It's nine o' clock on a Saturday, regular crowd logs in There's an oldfag posting next to me, saying /b/s current state is a sin. He says, "Anon, can you post me a memory, when this place only had anime? It was sad and for weebs with no retarded memes and i think it was better that way." Make us a post, you're the /bliano man, Make us a post tonight Well we're all in the mood for some comedy, And you've got us feeling alright. Now Anon in the thread is a friend of mine, He gets me my p--- for free. And he's quick with a post about i----- or ghosts, But there's a feels thread where he'd rather be. He says, "Anon, I believe this is killing me" as he dreams of a Japanese spouse, "I'm sure l'd be a hentai artist, if I could just leave my mom's house." Now Anon is a welding bitcoin miner, Who never could land a girlfriend, And he's talking with Anon, who's close to a bannin', For lolis he tries to defend. And the f------ all rant about politics, As the junkies they slowly get stoned. They all post in thread about loneliness, But it's better than posting alone. Make us a post, you're the /bliano man, make us a post tonight Well we're all in the mood for some comedy, and you've got us feeling alright. It's a pretty good thread for a Saturday, and Hiroshi gives me a smile. "Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see to forget about life for a while And YLYL reeks of potassium! And we're pretty sure OP's a queer! And they sit in their beds, posting jokes in their threads and say "Man, what am I doing here?" Make us a post, you're the /b/iano man, make us a post tonight Well we're all in the mood for some comedy, and you've got us feeling alright.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/006/920/328.png "Anon is the /b/iano man | /r/Greentext")
