Know Your Meme
Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)14:51:42 No.445695737 > >>445695890 >>445695971 >>445696053 >>445696151 >>445696291 >>445696546 >>445696745 >>445697028 >>445697050 >>445697341 >>445697413 File: 1506110399453.png (878 KB, 720x629) dunno if this counts as multiplayer >get home from work >kid is playing on my pc >told him before he should wait until im home >hes smart enough though he got the game running and everything >hes playing BF1942 online >he thought you needed to be on teamspeak to play >he's been talking to all my teamspeak mates for hours >try to stay calm and take the headset and ask them what they've been talking about >they say "the usual s--- why whats wrong" >my kid doesn't know any swear words yet hes 5 >these guys are a mix of vets and general shitlords >look down in horror >"Anonson have you been listening to my friends?" >'ye dad" >"And what have they been saying" >youve never heard á child say the kind of things he parroted back to me >"Anonson I will buy you anything you want for christmas if you don't ever repeat anything you heard them say ever again okay?" >"ok dad!" >"Go ask your mum whats for dinner" >sit down and put my head in my hands and hope he doesnt say anything >put headset back on and realize they've all been listening to this the entire time >hear about 50 people crying with laughter and when i look at the screen i see every single player in the game has stopped moving because everyones too busy laughing >see a plane crash into the ground because the pilot cant control himself >mfw WW2 grinds to a halt so everyone can laugh at me O Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)14:53:28 No.445695890 File: 1990038001032.jpg (27 KB, 306x406) >>445695737

+1

Anon's son has a learning experience | /r/Greentext


Uploaded by Reddit Moments Jan 27, 2021 at 06:05PM EST

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (567px x 559px)

File size: 209 KB


File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
View All 43,685 Images


Moar:

Kym

Know Your Meme

  Like Page   1.8M likes