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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext
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![O File: 1585233353477.png (888 KB, 850x660) O Moments of stupidity Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:24:46 No.61952752 [Reply] ► >>61953071 >>61953117 >>61953193 Here's a story that might give you a chuckle. >15 at the time >cousin was 17 >hanging out at her house because it was summer and they had a pool >Get caught looking at her t--- >she decided to tease me by stripping and going skinny dipping >convinced me to also skinny dip and stuff started getting hot and heavy >start getting it on and we do the deed on the poolside >about 10 minutes later my uncle storms out screaming "the f--- are you doing?" >seperates us and started berating his daughter >"What's wrong with you putting your hands on your special needs cousin?" He yelled >I then immediately open my mouth and say "we have a special needs cousin that you had sex with?" >uncle turns and just had a blank emotionless face. This empty expression felt like it went on for 10 minutes before he just sent his daughter inside the house and then gave me a car ride home >uncle didn't say a word til we got to my parents house and simply said "your a good kid" It was like 6 years later while talking a shower that it finally hit me that he was talking about me and I was too stupid to realize. * O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:54:33 No.61953071 File: 1610989500746.jpg (93 KB, 385x390) >>61952752 (OP) f------ kek dude laughed so hard at second to last line](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/997/742/c19.png "Anon has stupid | /r/Greentext")
![☐sad exclusive bottom thoughts Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)09:01:33 No.30758047 ► >>30758074 >>30758113 >be f----- >parents are pretty okay with it, they were pretty surprised when i came out but not in a bad way >bring home my first long term bf over spring break >he's really attractive, tall, i met him when a friend took me as a guest to the soccer club >him and my parents get along really well >day 2, after breakfast >i'm washing the dishes, mom's outside mowing the grass >overhear him and my dad talking about sports in the living room >suddenly he makes a joke about how i didn't even know what a soccer ball looked like when i met him >dad's voice gets more serious >"[bf], you will not do anything to hurt anon, you understand me?" >"you will not lay a hand on him or so help me" Shf >bf promises not to >quickly shut the door because i thought they heard me breathing >ffw to dinner >we're drinking wine and sharing stories when i realise my head's been on bf's shoulder this entire time >i'm literally cuddling into him like a needy dumbass in front of my parents why the f--- am i like this... i don't want to be such an obvious bottom i didn't think they knew... Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)09:03:05 No.30758074 >>30758087 >>30758047 (OP) Nice humble brag Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)09:04:08 No.30758087 ► >>30758074 i'm not f------ bragging i'm literally my dad's daughter in his eyes now.. i'm a man not a troon, now he's going to leave me my grandma's pearls instead of the mustang in the garage Imao](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/580/313/e3b.png "Anon got topped and now is sad. | /r/Greentext")
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