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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext
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![O File: 1585233353477.png (888 KB, 850x660) O Moments of stupidity Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:24:46 No.61952752 [Reply] ► >>61953071 >>61953117 >>61953193 Here's a story that might give you a chuckle. >15 at the time >cousin was 17 >hanging out at her house because it was summer and they had a pool >Get caught looking at her t--- >she decided to tease me by stripping and going skinny dipping >convinced me to also skinny dip and stuff started getting hot and heavy >start getting it on and we do the deed on the poolside >about 10 minutes later my uncle storms out screaming "the f--- are you doing?" >seperates us and started berating his daughter >"What's wrong with you putting your hands on your special needs cousin?" He yelled >I then immediately open my mouth and say "we have a special needs cousin that you had sex with?" >uncle turns and just had a blank emotionless face. This empty expression felt like it went on for 10 minutes before he just sent his daughter inside the house and then gave me a car ride home >uncle didn't say a word til we got to my parents house and simply said "your a good kid" It was like 6 years later while talking a shower that it finally hit me that he was talking about me and I was too stupid to realize. * O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:54:33 No.61953071 File: 1610989500746.jpg (93 KB, 385x390) >>61952752 (OP) f------ kek dude laughed so hard at second to last line](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/997/742/c19.png "Anon has stupid | /r/Greentext")
![File: cc11ee36ef469abab1f349ebb(...).jpg (565 KB, 1200x1879) O Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)07:40:14 No.61955234 >>61955388 would you date a double amputee girl? O Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)07:54:29 No.61955388 File: d90.jpg (91 KB, 600x532) >>61955234 (OP) i would date any girl as long as she f------ loved me [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/997/573/650.png "Anon hits too close to home... | /r/Greentext")
