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: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)22:44:05 No.84508105 Here's another story from my s--- school. ... >be me, 15 >final week of secondary school >have history lesson before exam >history teacher is a suspected 157 KB JPG p-------- >we've been f------ with him non stop all year >This guy was close to breaking point, thanks to our shenanigans So far we had: >dressed up as death and banged on his window >filled his classroom with shredded newspaper >covered myself in fake blood and friend threw me into his classroom >friends kept asking him disgusting personal questions all year >final history lesson ever >teacher is already p----- off anyway >giving a lecture on the Holocaust >friend suddenly power throws water balloon directly at his head >Rekt.jpg >Teacher just stands there, facing away from us. Soaked Suspense.exe >suddenly turns around and full on charges at some random kid at the front of the class >tackles him over the desk knocking over a fat chick next to him >we're in hysterics, laughing and crying >suddenly realise >mfw >teacher has the kid pinned down on the floor >hands around his neck, kid is going purple >teacher is spitting in his face, calling him obscenities >he finally lets go after what seems like an eternity >kid motionless >we're motionless >teacher looks at us all, gives us the finger and walks out He didn't even notice the Dildo we'd left on his desk We never saw him again, and the kid suffered brain damage I miss school

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