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: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)22:44:05 No.84508105 Here's another story from my s--- school. ... >be me, 15 >final week of secondary school >have history lesson before exam >history teacher is a suspected 157 KB JPG p-------- >we've been f------ with him non stop all year >This guy was close to breaking point, thanks to our shenanigans So far we had: >dressed up as death and banged on his window >filled his classroom with shredded newspaper >covered myself in fake blood and friend threw me into his classroom >friends kept asking him disgusting personal questions all year >final history lesson ever >teacher is already p----- off anyway >giving a lecture on the Holocaust >friend suddenly power throws water balloon directly at his head >Rekt.jpg >Teacher just stands there, facing away from us. Soaked Suspense.exe >suddenly turns around and full on charges at some random kid at the front of the class >tackles him over the desk knocking over a fat chick next to him >we're in hysterics, laughing and crying >suddenly realise >mfw >teacher has the kid pinned down on the floor >hands around his neck, kid is going purple >teacher is spitting in his face, calling him obscenities >he finally lets go after what seems like an eternity >kid motionless >we're motionless >teacher looks at us all, gives us the finger and walks out He didn't even notice the Dildo we'd left on his desk We never saw him again, and the kid suffered brain damage I miss school

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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