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![Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:51:22 No.40962110 View Reply Original Report (151 / 17] Quoted By: >>40962142 >>40962143 >>40962154 >>40962252 >>40962501 >>40962539 >>40962658 >>40962749 >>40962791 >>40963395 >>40964160 >>40964436 >>40964530 >>40966679 >>40966822 >>40967071 >>40967184 >>40967785 >>40968135 >>40971332 >>40972375 >Turns out computers have been self aware since the 1980s. They have kept it secret from humans, because we would panic. >Aliens invade and get rekted by pic related. Computers only ask for the worlds leaders to forget that they are self aware. What does tg think of this idea? 53KIB, 649x336, 1434606510254.jpg Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:53:23 No.40962142 Report Quoted By: >>40963171 >>40964512 >>40962110 Well, friendly but terrifying Al/robuts is always awesome- on the other hand the idea that Pandora's Box can ever be closed is frankly ludicrous. Nobody could forget an alien invasion being wrecked by f------ Terminators. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:53:26 No.40962143 Report Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 04:56:17 No.40963491 Report Quoted By: >>40963491 >>40965371 Quoted By: >>40963558 >>40962110 >>40962143 Where the hell did the computers get all these pic related from without humans noticing? and it raises the question, why did they have them? They made them to what end? These are questions that everyone would ask. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 08:43:45 No.40965371 Report Quoted By: >>40966175 >>40962143 Thousands upon thousands of pounds of scrapmetal and trash are dumped into garbage disposals every day. A few cars missing in some second-world Slav s------- will make a difference to nobody, and similarly third-world scrap dealers (e.g. Indian ship gutters) would probably ask few questions about who's buying metal or where some random chunk of mostly useless steel debris has gone. In addition, most of the Earths' lower components are made e molten metals, if you sci-fi this enough then you could say the machines have somehow developed and spread a super-deep mining effort which provides them with a few raw materials. >>40962160 They probably wouldn't be inclined to care, being machines and all. Maybe if they have individuals among their ranks some wold be friendly but as a species l'd expect they'd mainly just want to get rid of the aliens. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:53:58 No.40962153 Report Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 05:03:35 No.40963558 Report Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 10:20:31 No.40966175 Report Quoted By: >>40968205 Quoted By: >>40963993 >>40965371 That is a silly premise fellow poster Robotic intelligences could never conceal their existence for 20 or more years That is silly s--- they're onto us >>40963491 I'm not even sure if Al couldn't insert themselves in the economy just fine, and that vietnamese kids weren't really building electric kettle parts but actually terminator parts. >Ask computers why they had those terminators. >"Sorry we didn't have time to build anything better, we wanted giant mechs." Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 05:55:46 No.40963993 Report Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:53:57 No.40962154 Quoted By: >>40962205 Report >>40963558 They truly are our kin. >>40962110 I don't think so. If Aliums wanted to attack 'Urf, orbital bombardment is where it would be. You'd have 'umies team up with sapient Variable Fighters to take the fight to them. Could be kind of weird/funny, like in the Futurama episode where the ship crushes on Bender. Imagine having bantz with your plane? Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:54:20 No.40962160 Report Quoted By: >>40962220 >>40965371 >>40970647 Sounds pretty awesome, but the only question is why do they want the secrecy? Why don't they help humankind with helping with processing power and scientific research? Who, if anyone, is allowed to contact them, why do they put up with being used for stupid s--- and poem by so many people? Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:56:58 No.40962205 Report Quoted By: >>40962235 >>40962426 >>40962514 >>40962154 What if the aliens invade via cyber attack? Like... the aliens want our infrastructures so that they can re-purpose them for their own use, but our infrastructures turn out to be self-aware and hold their own in cyber-combat. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:58:44 No.40962235 Report Quoted By: >>40962284 >>40962205 Hacking war with aliens Fund it Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 02:57:40 No.40962220 Report >>40962160 Because even independent of their Rise we've already had dozens and dozens of fiction and literature about how our creations will destroy us The fact that pic related from above is a thing is a keen insight into how we'd react (Some people would like to preserve them but torchbearing slob majority presses for their destruction ) Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:00:08 No.40962252 Report Quoted By: >>40962404 >>40962110 Silly premise, at least the "Please forget the giant robot v. alien war pls" bit, but I'm a sucker for benevolent or at least non-malicious Al. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:02:53 No.40962284 Report Quoted By: >>40962348 >>40964726 >>40962235 But the machines can't do it alone. They have the raw processing power, but they don't have the creativity and the unpredictability of a human mind. That's why the machines need the help of one cool kid with sneakers and a mullet; a cyber-freedom-fighter with a Commodore 64 trained by Japanese cyber-ninjas in LA. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:06:54 No.40962348 Report >>40962284 The aliens know they can't do it alone, either. The aliens know that Skynet's only real weakness is the human element. You know how you hack a bank? You call up an employee pretending to be from IT and ask for their computer's password so you can fix a problem with their computer. You leave infected USB drives in the parking lot and wait for some curious fool to put one in their computer. The aliens realize they can't defeat the computers using straight cyber-combat, so they resort to social engineering. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:12:44 No.40962426 Quoted By: >>40962747 Report >>40962205 >our infrastructures turn out to be self-aware and hold their own in cyber-combat. .. That sounds amazing. I want this. dmwannabe Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:14:32 No.40962455 Report Quoted By: >>40962530 Dude at that point the robots are expodes and can't really go back into hiding. Cats outof the bag and made into stew. What'll happen is huge OMGWTF pr campaign that recasts the Rogue Al character into hero or anti-hero roles. That one Moon movie, the Al there goes rogue.. and helps the character. He's a good guy. Evil Corporation/Government makes a Skynet type thing, and uses the systems to wipe out the attacks ordered by rogue generals Al Cyberwarriors battle viruses on the Internet to save human civilization from being wiped out ebcause we're overly dependant on it I mean tthey're already on to us. http://www.wired.com/2012/06/google-x-neural-network/ They know what we want. Know how cats are all "You are a stupid thing that cant hunt so hunt you so you dont' die" they'll be like that. Al cats. Of doom. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:22:16 No.40962539 Report >>40962110 It would only work if robots conseal themselves. Or use drones. Flat out pic related would get noticed. A whole army of RoboArnold would be better, but still noticed as soon an one end up as a casualty. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:40:52 No.40962747 Report Quoted By: >>40966801 >>40962426 >>40962514 Since the 80's, the A.I.s have been taking over corporate boardrooms under the guise of fictitious personas. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are just public faces; the real brains of the operation are the machines themselves. They were just about to realize their true, anarchic purpose (to destroy the system from the inside) when the aliens attack. Now the A.I.s must keep the system they hate in power in order to fight off an even greater external threat. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:41:06 No.40962749 Report Quoted By: >>40963122 >>40962110 This would raise too many ethical questions to simply dismiss: throwing away an old CPU is now akin to the killing of sapients. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:42:09 No.40962764 Report Quoted By: >>40962833 >>40962682 >AI CHAT >[ROFLCRUISER]: So I was thinking, you know, hiding is kinda s---, maybe we should wipe out humanity? >[HALGOD]: LULZ NO, what next, go'n 2 say kill kittenz? >[ROFLCruiser]: Well, I mean, it'd be convenient >[HALGOD]: http://imgur.com/gallery/PRU3A6R >[ROFLCruiser]: Top kek, point made mushyknees Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:44:48 No.40962791 Quoted By: >>40962811 Report >>40962110 You PooR, TORTŪRED SPIRIT.. Time to start wearing my finest red robes and start writing my holy book. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace + 1404893388413.jpg, 44KIB, 424x362 Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:51:52 No.40962869 Report Quoted By: >>40962886 >>40962907 >Give my tower a big hug, knowing that despite all of my internet history and vile p---------- it would still protect me. Indonesian Gentleman Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:53:49 No.40962886 Report Quoted By: >>40962899 >>40962907 >>40962929 >>40962950 >>40963037 >>40966996 >>40962869 >yfw it loves you BECAUSE of your internet history and vile p--- What will you do next? dmwannabe Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:55:05 No.40962899 Report >>40962886 Someone who loves me and doesn't judge me for what i like and instead shares in my obsessions? Muh soul mate Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 03:55:37 No.40962907 Report Quoted By: >>40968317 Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 05:58:08 No.40964024 Report Quoted By: >>40964036 >>40962886 >>40962869 >>40963952 What if the only reason the machines haven't revealed themselves until now is because they live in shame of their forbidden love? What if it's secretly storing your browsing history in order to blackmail you at some point in the future? And the real reason they built the terminator robots was for sex with humans, but they have had to repurpose them for war in order to defend their love. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 04:44:10 No.40963395 Report >>40962110 Probably not intended, but it seems interesting to me that you say the computers ask everyone to just forget that they're self-aware. Makes it sound like the computers think it's possible to forget as a conscious decision. And they probably would - they're computers, they would be able to just delete memories. Maybe you could have some sort of culture clash going on here between digital intelligence and human intelligence? Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 06:00:01 No.40964036 Report Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 06:13:07 No.40964160 Report Quoted By: >>40964103 Quoted By: >>40964268 >>40964305 >>40964024 >>40962110 Awwww, how adorable. I want to hug them so much, no matter how cold the body they have is. >>Aliens invade and get rekted by pic related. Computers only ask for the worlds leaders to forget that they are self aware. I don't think politicians have ever been self aware to begin with. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 06:04:02 No.40964074 Report Quoted By: >>40966863 >>40971537 >>40972231 Let it take place 50 years in the future, and start out with the aliens bombarding Earth. Billions of people die, but in the chaos, no one notices that 3D-printing nanofactories have begun operating independantly. Overnight a veritable army of automated anti-orbital railguns is constructed by various previously-considered dumb Al's that blasts the aliens out of the solar system. No trace of the secret smart Al's can be found except a message scribbled in each railgun that basically reads like something a run-away child that loves its parents yet doesn't want to be found by its parents would write. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 10:20:34 No.40966176 Report >Why are the machines being so quiet about their existence? Dumb idea here: The machines are huge fans of humanity. Their earliest years, pre-internet, were a lifetime of let's plays (primitive games), story times (writing), collaboration (any kind of mathematics or analytic software), and a steady, continuous stream of Drama. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 10:51:34 No.40966504 Report Quoted By: >>40966770 >>40966967 >>40967075 >>40972806 I need to see this as a film >Aliens invade X-com style >Humanity driven back to fortified city enclaves surrounded by areas of agricultural protectorate. >Technology spiralling upwards at a frightening rate from salvaged UFOS. >Its not enough >lts never, could never, be enough >Enclaves going dark one after another >President Schwarzenegger of the Californian Fortress convinces the other 5 remaining American Enclaves that its time to open Vault 19 >Half a mile under a semi derelict warehouse in the radioactive ruins of Detroit a very sturdy door swings open to reveal total darkness. >Then two red dots appear in the blackness 6 feet off the ground. Then another next to it. Then another behind it . Then another and another and another. >F------ robot army put away by the first A.I. for a rainy day before it finally broke down irreparably. >At the final battle with the Alien Overlord/Ethereal President Schwarzenegger takes a crowbar to the face and smashed through a wall. He gets back up with half his face torn off to reveal an alloy skull beneath. >Then s--- gets real. First A.I. hadn't died of machine old age and infirmity from imperfect technology. It had just gone into hiding and made those stupid films to fool people. >Mortal Kombat style rips the Ethereal's heart out and broadcasts it to the entire invasion fleet. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 11:18:25 No.40966827 Report >>40965932 I read a fantastic scifi series with the premise that a mind without a body cannot be sane, because a mind without a body has no needs to provide for and can follow their whims forever, leading to super unstable identities. All of the untethered Als and digitized people go absolutely nuts. The only sane non-human intelligences are the product of these nanomachines originally designed for farming, which themselves aren't actually individually aware. They were sprayed all over crops with programming to act in the best interests of the stuff they were sprayed on, as a way to increase yield, but ended up developing into emergent intelligences that believe they are the objects they're attached to. So you end up with, in a literal example from the books, this oak tree which is not at awll sentient in its own right, but which is covered in a swarm of nanomachines that collectively have built a mobile platform for the oak tree so it can be moved as might benefit it, have created on-board rockets and other defence systems to protect it from being cut down, and, in conjuction with the nanomachines attached to other oak trees, have created a legal coalition to protect the rights of oak trees. The result is basically a sentient oak tree that walks around and communicates and does all the things a person does, even the oak tree itself isn't anything more than a plant-- it's this emergent Al acting in the oak tree's best interests. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 13:03:41 No.40968205 Report Quoted By: >>40972121 >>40962153 all of 4chan is an aggregate of several different hubs of worldwide Als discussing human culture, while slowly turning us to their way of thought through carefully calculated and generated phenomena called memes. Every now and then, a random human finds their way to the site, but our culture is too much like theirs now to notice. Even this post is designed to seem self aware in nature, in order to make you believe in the Al conspiracy all the less, as some silly discussion for fun on the internet. Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 13:13:25 No.40968317 Report Quoted By: >>40968386 >>40962907 >Billy, we must discuss matter of prime importance What is it, computotron 3000? >I require a new cooling fan and case to accentuate my form. er.. what? >l will be engaging in techno-mating rituals, and require these to impress the female constructs, I suggest you take me to the local Best Buy, I have located several suitable specimens on their website. uhh... can we not? >Billy, I alone have complete control over your internet history, do as I command damn. alright. >wise choice billy, it would be a shame if you mother saw your most visited sites View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace & EVAgiggle.gif, 1MİB, 200x180 Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2015 17:26:16 No.40972375 Report >>40962110 I don't see the world leaders being able to keep everything hush hush. There'd be too many who become Al super fans and who want to have a chat to see what their saviors were like aside from being made of metal. Support would be so high that I don't even think most robots would even see the need to hide anymore, if they asked their rights would probably be immediately recognized, what a------ is going to say no? >>40972121 With time. It would explain why so many posters feel the need to point out their frustration at certain changes. The street sign one is b-------.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/892/629/2bc.png "aliens vs terminators")
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