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Virgin Pattern Baldness Vs. CHAD CUEBALL COMBOVER BARELY COVERS THE BARE SPOTS. EASY AND CHEAP TO MAINTAIN. HEAD IS COOLER, WHICH HELPS THE BRAIN WORK FASTER. LOOKS BAD NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES WITH IT. LOOKS OLDER THAN IF HE WAS COMPLETELY SHAVED. HIS SHINY SCALP DAZZLES ALL WHO SEE IT. CONSTANTLY WASTING MONEY ON SHAMPOO, HAIRCUTS, AND ROGAINE. RENTAL LOOKS LIKE A SEX OFFENDER. SHOWS THАТ НЕ НАS THE COURAGE TO LET GO. OADDY FRESH, CLEAN, AND UNIVERSALLY ATTRACTIVE. SHOWS INSECURITY BY DESPERATELY HOLDING ON TO WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS HAIR. CARPET PROBABLY MATCHES THE DRAPES.

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The Virgin Pattern Baldness vs The Chad Cueball


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Virgin vs. Chad

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