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@J. The Perverted Summoner The Virgin Stereotypes ugly as f--- very little screentime don't kill the player boring designs retarded ideologies like Space Supremacism don't fully achieve their goals one of them is Kevin Spacey THE CHAD RORKE alpha male beats the player and drags him away in the finale the player is forever his prisoner dresses like the pumped up boomer that he is petty as f--- goals, still goes through with it all and wins pulls a Bane when he gets brought on a plane CoD: Ghosts was so bad that a sequel will never be made, making him the only one amongst these that is actually still alive THE GIGACHAD MAKAROV doesn't even hide his face during the shooting and he still gets America blamed for it killed the player twice it takes 2 full games to kill him caused World War 3 devastates both Europe and America. Russia remains unscathed always properly dressed even when he's shooting up an airport proves that all it takes to change the world is the will of a single man gets to monologue in the intro of MW3 like he's the main character THE THAD MENENDEZ becomes more powerful as he gets older is a playable character in the story itself canonically wins by willingly becoming a martyr for his cause worshipped as dabs on both China and a messiah America simultaneously has 2 billions of followers always stylish, no matter in which worldwide. even the elites he hates love him time period he's in managed to do the impossible and made Ancoms actually look cool

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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cod, villains, raul menendez, vladimir makarov, gabriel t. rorke, general shepherd, imran zakhaev, nikita dragovich, jonathan irons, salen kotch

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