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VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Tonight, closing Their movies Makes an un- your eyes won't change anything should be Don't even exist lol forgettable labeled comedy if you ask me noise as it passes through the sound Get worse barrier with every Will help Only p------ get scared by these virgins remake me learn my lessons Shiny and waxed at all times If you close your eyes they'll go away Usually coupled with funny drinks

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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"The gang go on a ski strip"

The Lad Chairlift The Chad Hittin' The Virgin Skiin The Slopes The Thad Aerial Assault The Shlad Snowmobile Joyrida Shredding -Skis down chutes at 90 degree angles, legally not even -His hair cuts considered ski through the wind slopes and acts as a stabilizer fin -Left the ski rental Afraid of taking office as soon as he risks -Doesn't wear any -Incapable of noticed a -Did not need to be YEWL snowmobile outside winter clothes, unfamiliar with the inches of air withoutwith everyone else, getting even a few given a ride here -Thought the -Leaps out of -Skis always pointed together -Sticks to beginner slopes despite being capable of intermediate runs automatically doing he lives out here in moving chairlifts tosnowmobile was some sort of winter concept of being ambush a backflip the woods -Wears a helmet no -Attempts things -Sick three-tone for his own safety, variant of a Tonka unsusp ing prey below truck -Shlad you have to use the brakes! far above his skill Oakley goggles but so he can better -Did not come here level -- makes up smash through trees to ski Chad passed hi the aux cord on the drive here but he -Wears a helmet, -Wants this trip to be didn't know any SHLAD!! Calls his gf over for it with raw and boulders that -Doesn't know how to -Doesn't even know what a winter sport is -Whenever the get in his way courage ShlaceTime to tell her how much fun slow down, he just -Always encouraging Virgin to attempt black -Offered to drive the crashes into the what a nerd nearest object or entire way here so he's having socially acceptable music to play over so he can go home and play person when he wants to stop everyone else can relax, that was nice group wants to stop for lunch he says he already ate diamond runs with computer games him of him

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The Virgin American Farmer v. THE CHAD BRAZILIAN FARMER

The Virgin pretty moustache The Chad american farmer old clock Brazilian farmer not even a hat ridiculous moustache catholic ridiculous clothes no one respect everyone respect respectful clothes BOCA HORA Uses a rudiculous a big knife shoe beautiful shoes PEÃO

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Fake Chad v. INCOMPLETE CHAD

incomplete Chad Fake Chad v.S OUCH! vieGiN NA

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haha virgin meme go brrr v. THE CHADS VIRGIN AND CHAD

The virgin "brrr meme" The Chad virgin vs chad Punchline different Colorless every time COLORS Boring characters no merch COOL VODEN tBoth are mentally D/retareded Requries effort to make already boring merch Has several fanfics Entire punchline is haha [thing] go brrr Hate eachother timeless classic love

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Modernism v. BRUTALISM

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE MAJESTIC BLUE LAD

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This one goes out to the Australians.

Virgin Fancy Wine Chad Goon Can't hang from clothesline Makes you sexier Can be blown up and used as a pillow Comes in an ergonomic sack Ewww Shelf life = infinity Aged 100 years for full bodied flavour. Still s---. Costs essentially nothing Cork inhibits drinking. 5L to share with the Maximum 1 litre Glass is a hazard. gang Metalic so you can see your own beautiful face Like $100 or some b-------.

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Virgin JK Rowling v. CHAD RICK RIORDAN

The Virgin JK Rowling The Chad Rick Riordan king of humor actually writes kickass diverse characters wrote a book in the 90s about a bunch of straight white kids TERF E LK. Rowling 0 OJowing claims representation that was never there in the first place Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who'll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya ThisisNotADrill cursed spinoffs true LGBTQ+ ally 1257 PM - Dec 19, 2019 Twitter Web App confirmed wizards used to writes genuinely good spinoffs literally s--- on the floor dumbledore is gay but only when it allows me to gain social capital amplifies the voices and writing of diverse creators never listens to critique or ties to improve or apologize and will instablock anyone who even remotely criticizes her Rick Riordan O @rickriordan Ah, yes, the occasional "Why did you put gender fluidity in just so you know I totally meant to make hermione black your book your agenda is ruining the story" comment. the snake horcrux was an asian woman Perhaps what is ruining the story for that reader is their responds to critique and criticism and actually tries to improve his writing and representation insistence on believing that a non-cishet character's right to exist in a story is an "agenda"? will gladly avoid showing canonly gay character being gay in movie she helped script as to not alienate and still profit off her straight audience said werewolves are are an analogy on HIV/AIDS but made the heavily queer coded characters straight for each other included black, gay, latino, native american and asian rep in his bestselling series HoO has characters that are gay, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, muslim, deaf, lesbian, have adhd & dyslexia properly represented in his books PERCY JACKSON

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Virgin Sad Protagonist v. CHAD SHONEN HERO [read disclaimer before dislike bombing or commenting]

"The Virgin MC" THE CHAD SHONEN HERO Bursts into tears at the slightest agitation Lame rabbit mask made Cool-ass headband Mumbles autistically by his mom Has never heard of an indoor voice Didn't get any magic? I'll just go weight lift some more One-sided mancrush on his Claimed he would be a non- bully; constantly praises him like a battered wife powered hero but never even worked out for it Only attracts overweight gold-diggers and the mentally unstable - Starts physical training only after being promised a power in exchange Built himself a body of steel to achieve his goals Healthy rivalry with his bro based mutual respect Needs to be prodded and pressured to aim for the top Stuck up nobles look down on him but he constantly shows them up Nervous around girls, Has a whole harem of top-tier girls who want his d--- Climbs his way through nepotistic connections; wouldn't even get interships otherwise Even the wizard king is impressed with his achievements Proclaims his romantic intentions to his crush loudly and proud

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Virgin Kart v. CHAD RIGS: OVER THE ROAD STRIDING

The Chad Big Rigs Vs Over the Road Racing The Virgin Mario Kart No glitches, just features 5 glorious ciruits, one of which too powerful for even the newest PCs to handle Needs soundtrack Destroyed to supplement gameplay friendships Trucks have purpose One of a kind, as like a true Chad Karts are just Stellar Stone knew a silly toy Cost about $2 to produce they had peaked Complicated, hard to execute glitches Warmed the YOU'RE WINNER ! hearts of Opponent is so stunned by your existence it doesn't even move Wizard opponents Only 4 wheels millions use blue shells Trucks have an Milked by Nintendo through Cost millions 18 wheels of thunder incomprehensible amount of energy and travel at 1028 times to produce Doesn't need a soundrack, as it would detract from the Karts collide Low energy multiple releases immersive driving experience the speed of light with buildings Karts can't and hills even break the sound barrier Trucks don't care about minor things like hills, buildings, bridges or your opinion

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The Virgin Neil Druckmann vs The Chad Angry Employee

The Virgin Neil Druckmann vs. The Chad Angry Employee No one knows who did it Stands up for his rights overworks his staff so infamous, had to use movie animators never even for his video game acknowledges Leaked tons Saved tons of people money by exposing how the controversy of important acts like he's story details s--- TLOU2 is solely responsible for TLOU's success doesn't pay his staff what their gonna be Uploaded tons promised bonus of cutscenes bullied Amy Hennig Might save his wasn't even there out of the company to YouTube co-workers from for Naughty Dog's golden years Likely also helped the evil conditions expose the horrid working conditions of Naughty Dog

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Virgin vs. Chad - Virgin Horror Movie Character v. MY CHAD DADDY'S BELT

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VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Tonight, closing Their movies Makes an un- your eyes won't change anything should be Don't even exist lol forgettable labeled comedy if you ask me noise as it passes through the sound Get worse barrier with every Will help Only p------ get scared by these virgins remake me learn my lessons Shiny and waxed at all times If you close your eyes they'll go away Usually coupled with funny drinks

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