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The Thad Ocean Man The LAD Ramblin Man The Virgin Piano Man "TAKE ME BY THE HAND HELP The Chad Rocket Man misses his wife and kids; family "it's just my job five days a week"; humble Lad actually convinced a woman to marry him... ... and ran away on her. ME invades his friends' personal lives to UNDERSTAND thinks he's better than man was in the credits everyone of the Spongebob movie write his W-- Lad? RAMBLI MAN songs not the man they think he is at home soft, reflective; but still beautiful and HANK actually thinks people go to a f------ BAR to hear him sing sad music brings makes everyone WILLIAMS ptimistic music makes people ponder their place in this world namesake of Elton INKICENA homoerotic in the manliest way depressed John's movie you do realize that was probably your only shot at happiness right? "Oh I'm a ramblin man" No, Lad. It sounds to ME like a lady gave your grotesque ass a chance, and you got cocky. Thinking you could tame more strange. IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!! you broke her heart, dude. you really DID go too far Billy Joel HATES this everybody wants to see his WEEN song cheerful, fun song that makes everyone happy idk who Ween even is but this song is fire this time. F---!

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Different songs where titles of each song have the word, "MAN."


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Apr 18, 2020 at 01:40PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, elton john, piano man, rocket man, ween, ocean man, hank williams, ramblin' man, virgin walk, chad stride

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