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THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST Loud and proud afro The Virgin Rock Bassist Is very audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Needs a metrọnome to keep the rhythm Most well Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change Uses a different tuning for every song known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesd the band Often uses 5 Least recognizable member of the band Irreplacable and 6 string Plays exclusively 4 string basses basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main Least talented member of the band song composer for the band Only uses E and' A strings Only plays with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist Live performances have new parts and improvised solos ouch and often sings leads Live performances are just crappier versions of the Will probably end úp being replaced Feels the rhythm and doesn't need a Only sometimes sings bącking vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist metronome album

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The Virgin Rock Bassist v. THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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