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The Alien was the Loch Ness Monster
Uploaded by Krazy-Chibi Feb 28, 2020 at 02:57PM EST
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![File: (124 KB, 339x323, thiskillsthe..png) Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)02:32:23 UTC-9 No.522018626 Reply] I am about a typical 26 year old /b/ro. I'm also highly socially awkward like most miscers. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesnt seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing only her bra and panties I got so f------ hard She sits next to me, my boner showing no signs of stopping. I cant help it and keep staring at her boobs, they're so f------ huge. So I talk to her about her day and, just casual. When out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. Ive been drinking a bit, so I try and make a move, knowing I can blame it on the vodka Ive been drinking. Funnily enough she let's me. I begin groping her boobs and I swear I'm about to c-- in my pants. She pulls away and says she cant. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way "I need about tree fiddy." Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/662/496/448.jpg "448.jpg")
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