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Anonymous (ID: DUCGfhmB) 05/10/12(Thu)18:05:56 No.398907919 ITT >Met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion >Her dad, my uncle, was kind of a f--- up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family, so i didn't get to see him or my cousin at all until I was 14 >She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose that would wrinkle when she laughed. >When we first met, she didn't seem interested in me at all >She was always texting or listening to her ipod. >Then, during dinner, I went back to my room to get my swim shorts so i could go to the river with the rest of the family >She stopped me on the way and pulled me behind the hotel room where my family was staying >"Wanna smoke some weed?" she said to me excitedly "Sure," I said We both ended up going to the swimming hole baked out of our minds >I immediately went into the water to wash the pot smell off, got out of the water and passed out on the bank >When I woke up she was sitting next to me >greentext the most awkward ment of your life ever. >I could barely make out her silhouette in the setting sun "You haven't smoked before have you?" "No..." I admitted >She laughed at me, but I didn't care >I was lost in her green eyes We couldn't look away from each other, and slowly we moved our lips closer until they were less than a centimeter away from each other >She turned away "I can't." She said. Choking back tears "What's wrong?" I said, "Was it something I did?" >"No" she whispered. "It's just... It's just..." "What is it?" I said in the most sympathetic tone l could speak in. My breath was hanging on her next words "l need about tree fiddy" Now it was about that time that I realized that this girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. That god damn loch ness monster had tricked me again.

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NOW DON'T GO OFFERING THE SOUL NO TREE-FIDDY, WOMAN !

LET ME TELL THE DAMN STORY NOW!

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