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THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN

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