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THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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