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THE THAD SOUTH SLAVS Chad East Slavs Protected Europe from Turks for centuries Cucked germans Pretends and italians in The virgin west slavs to have laws lol f--- democrary Uncivilized by choice ww2 Turco-Mongol-Greco-Slavic mutt, warrior genes Used to be powerful, Steals culture from oppressors before cucking them lost everything lol Constantly stomped on my stronger powers Constantly bullies west Cool asian heritage, part mongol Commits multiple genocides as a prank Tries to act like slavs a society to Everyone uses Always jerking off to the "good old times" Dinhodox, the same Subscribes to multiple esoteric and contradicting impress western europe, fails Cool black and of language but changes white aesthetic Rome Fell for the Ashamed of slavic Always drunk on vodka extremist name to cause more U conflict for fun atheism meme heritage Became powerful by f------ over ideologies Varied religious views, Orthodox, Catholic, Muslim, for more efficient war crime categorization Cucks empires all the time, caused ww1 Has good relations Tried to be a vanguard the western slavs with neighbors Intentionally antagonizing the west all the Literally never had "good old times" Aching for war at all times, west cucked germany afraid of them causing against the East, failed every time Muh beer... time Absolutely N-notice me Completely Legs deformed by years of squatting germany san... different in WW2 another world war languages

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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