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Chad Strigoi Virgin Western Vampire essentially an albino skin actually looks dead stupid impractical fangs cut hair shory because mommy told him to muscular jaws and jagged teeth for tearing into flesh grows hair long and free to timid to walk into a house without being invited comes and goes as he pleases only thing standing between him and obliteration is the fact that peope still get his and the werewolf's weaknesses mixed up mommy aristorcrat dressed him cape does nothing drinks only blood wears practical clothes to blend in and make fighting easier gets supercharged by going to church, allowing him to kill people by saying their names relies on seemingly random assortment of powers to survive can drink milk. actually prefers human milk, then human blood, then animal roses keep him contained, garlic flowers repel him, can't cross running water, sunlight kills him milk, then animal blood. never grew out of goth phase not crazy about sunlight, but not really bothered by it too much either commands wild animals, who will definately be noticed in a village and easily dispatched uses house cats as spies, since they're everywhere changes into a bat. a fruit bat. because those are pretty much the only bats in romania only real way to kill it is to burn it's heart to a cinder, and only way to do that is to nail his chest to the ground and cut off his head beforehand. too goth to enter a church commands giant undead ravens

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A TRUE ROMANIAN VAMPIRE


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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