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The Virgin "Gym Member" The Chad Galley Slave beard has its own eco-system enjoys the burning senation and adrenaline rush from has a "beard" doesn't like it bare minimum clothing to expose his superior body when his muscles knowing he has no choice has to wear start burning, stops working out clothes and would not be allowed to has the strength to rip his overseer's head off if required, but doesn't ww take them off zero pressure to keep working yet constantly complains and doesn't work hard work earns hard work doesn't real respect from actually earn respect probably used steroids to cheat anyway and has small balls his overseers literally gets whipped and beaten if he barefoot, doesn't care does not work to full potential doesn't complain and works hard super anyway has to have the most expensive trainers tries to get into fights with his new "strength" but fails anyway is no match for so called "bodybuilders"

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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ADVENTURES SONIC HEDGEHOG OF The Virgin The Chad HEDGEHOG lives in a polluted wasteland of brown and grey got chicks wanting his chili-dog all over the goddamn planet lives on a world tripping balls 24/7 shares his only girl with a french coward useless without a team doing the thinking for him smartest sonic, master of disguise had your back every school morning and was educational only aired on saturdays, ignoring your education dull, dreary colors travels with needs a backpack like a ninny nothing but his main bro bright colors because we're havin' a good time has nothing to do with the humiliates robotnik on a daily basis, turned his son against him, probably f----- his assassin robot barely makes a dent in robotnik's plans games is Sonic 2: the anime robotnik voiced by winnie the pooh only 26 episodes, ends on a 65 episodes (four more would be too much for bitches to handle) robotnik voiced cliffhanger by legendary rock star runs away from robotnik like a total bitch long john baldry no christmas in his godless world becomes m------------ Santa Claus at the end of his Christmas special once married robotnik (probably smashed, too)

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE RAD

THE RAD A virgin with all the good qualities of a CHAD Doesn't care about sex, just enjoys people Just here to have fun Just an overall nice guy Works out to stay healthy The only person that doesn't like him is Brad

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For the James Bond fans

The Virgin Daniel Craig The Chad Roger Moore VS Retains thick mass of hair Already has receding hairline by his early 30s all the way into his 60s Broods like a bitch at the end of every movie Performs several of his own stunts and gets injured like a noob Goes to m------------ SPACE Never leaves the planet Makes out with a hot Stacy at the end of every movie Wears suits that are clearly too tight for him Has never performed a stunt in his life Only the finest flairs will do Tries way too hard to be 'realistic and 'serious' by always looking like he wants to die Fully aware that his films are just dumb fun and simply enjoys himself

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Virgin 80s Cartoon v. Chads Ren & Stimpy

Chad Ren & Stimpy Virgin '80s Cartoons defied all current concepts of cartoons and character norms all cartoons converged on the same concept and stories creator invented the characters for created by toy companies his own personal amusement nostalgic only if you eat too many memberberries adhered to formulaic production didn't give two f---- about deadlines grandfathers of all modern cartoons or corporate process booger collections, hairballs, urination, rubber n------, pectoral implants, powdered toast, dirty cat litter, borderline domestic abuse relationship terrible animation and stolen thinly veiled Cold War propaganda Golden Age animation revival character concepts from other successful franchises creator locked voice actors in a sound booth "I HAVE THE POWER!" "hmmmmmm... no sir, I don't like it" for hours to get the perfect scream bland, unexpressive characters all the same characters do the same thing every single time characters were re-invented argued with Nickelodeon against having any educational value whatsoever, and won poor facade of moral lessons to justify their existence to censors and parents every single episode and placed in new scenarios as different roles good guys are good, bad guys are bad good guys are a raging psychotic and an oblivious imbecile erased all history and came nobody remembers a single episode today back the next week

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Virgin Manny Pedro v. CHAD EVAN WRIGHT

the virgin pardo the CHAD Evan Wright fantasizes about killing his colleagues knocks out can literally disarm a subway full of thugs and a bathhouse full of mobsters without dropping a single enemies only out of necessity thin skin bit of blood has to hide in fear of murders random people in police arresting him despite being a police officer vain attempt to gain media coverage, fails goals are noble and doesn't just try to GET on the true, just wanting to news, he IS the news has to drop by a write a book tries to help russian mafia, gets rejected by them convenience store full of thugs to murder them all in order to doesn't need to kill people to compensate for a small penis gets to spend his moments not in fear, but doing what he loves compensate for small penis has a loving family with kids and s--- shotgun flips do literally nothing chk chk chk fast knockouts with bat/hands

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vrcmods vs. booth

The Virgin VRCMODS The Chad BOOTH 99% of models are Most models are ranked Good or Medium (not including dynamic bones) painfully unoptimized Everything is free, supports no one Most models cost a small fee, supports an independant creator Plenty of great-looking free models to choose from Totally virus free Many models use stolen assets or are stolen entirely All models are 100% from-scratch work Malware-ridden

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also "Virgin Disney era vs Chad Lucas era"

The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab because of Virgin Disney Is a Generic Pale Human Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytime she is on screen Is a Colourful Togruta Chad Yellow/Green Cant Even Build and White Lightsabers a Lightsaber Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Guard without Kylo Helping her Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Virgin Blue Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber

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The Virgin Fake Taxi v. THE CHAD CRAZY TAXI

The Chad Crazy The Virgin Fake Таxi Тaxi ТАS Very sluggish, this guy doesn't know how to drive, he just wants sex Likely the fastest form of transportation currently known to man Likely don't get to You get to listen to listen to The The Offspring Offspring Exhilarating Very boring ride. experience, you'll remember this trip for the rest of your Not trustworthy driver, probably life You can trust him with your life, if he was inexperienced you'd be dead already gave you an STD.

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The virgin Aldi vs The chad Dollar General

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VIRGIN NOFAPPER v. CHAD COOMER

Chad Coomer Virgin nofapper VS has gotten more tail than all of nofapper virgins ancestors combined doesnt fap and still balding p---- hurts muslims doesn't give a f--- about you and just cooms pale as a ghost because never leaves moms basement claims p--- wastes time wastes his own time on imageboards visits his pornfus at every pornconvention thinks entire day about how to restrict another mens penis never seen a vagina scared of touching his own penis p--- hurts woman if I whiteknight them they MUST pityfuck me walks the virgin walk gets free goodies too afraid to visit a convention always stays home I could have saved Hannah confident big d--- energy surrounds him begs government to make laws so the police can stop him fapping doesnt care about d---- of other men secretly homosexual penis is underdeveloped and shrunk from no usage not ashamed of his sexuality seeing pictures of semi naked woman makes him seethe every picture that exists of him shows him grabbing t--- and asses secret feminist no friends ashamed of normal body functions is pro censorship

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Just a fair PSA, too much soy and too much reddit will turn you into a virgin. Be a CHAD or a THAD

God "Oh s---!" "Okay, zoomer." *incomprehensible zoomer slang* *mutters racial dang slurs in Oh s--- oh frustration f--- Oof O-kay, Bo-Boomer "Oh crap!" *Ahem* Yikes references "F---!"

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The Virgin Top 40 Listener v. The Chad Experimental Noise Listener

The Virgin Top The Chad Experimental Noise Listener 40 Listener doesnt even own 20+ noise complaints per day headphones; only uses overly loud speaker systems Is too lazy to pick has only ever listened to music through apple earbuds music for themselves doesn't know about digital mucic formats only uses records (sometimes has to settle for CDs) so they let the radio decide for them when he has to pick music he uses youtube videos calls black people scary da Merzbow or da Death really wants airpods Grips fo today? only audio equiment he wants is a speaker that is another thinks his muic taste is accepts all races has friends IRL 100 decibels louder better than Chads doesnt feel the need to doesn't need friends compare himself to others for validation gets cheap Nikes and treats them like Jordans he has music doesnt dedicate his full attention to the music wears rick owens and isnt afraid of what will happen to it when music is on, Chad is doing nothing else

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Chad Galley Slave

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The Virgin "Gym Member" The Chad Galley Slave beard has its own eco-system enjoys the burning senation and adrenaline rush from has a "beard" doesn't like it bare minimum clothing to expose his superior body when his muscles knowing he has no choice has to wear start burning, stops working out clothes and would not be allowed to has the strength to rip his overseer's head off if required, but doesn't ww take them off zero pressure to keep working yet constantly complains and doesn't work hard work earns hard work doesn't real respect from actually earn respect probably used steroids to cheat anyway and has small balls his overseers literally gets whipped and beaten if he barefoot, doesn't care does not work to full potential doesn't complain and works hard super anyway has to have the most expensive trainers tries to get into fights with his new "strength" but fails anyway is no match for so called "bodybuilders"

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