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uited) Dan: I'm gonna make a villager vending machine! Villagers: Soooo are we being put in Dorito bags or Coca Cola cans? E 2 68 Add a public reply... 9 minutes ago A:I. Lol 7 minutes ago Lol I love it

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IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

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DO YOU WANNA HEAR WHY DO THEY CALL YOU A JOKE ABOUT THE JOKER, PIZZA? ANYWAY? YES PLS NEVERMIND, IT'S TOO CHEESY YOU'RE ALRIGHT

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Fuckology | r/ComedyCemetery

"A Vodka please." "Umm, this is McDonald's. "Okay, A McVodka then." Fuckology

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The original joke about posting a cake image was kinda okay but the picture just made it absolutely hilarious | r/ComedyCemetery

r/memes Posted by 1h i.redd.it My very 1st! Memes realizing that it's your cake day so you can just post a pic of cake and get upvotes Share Vote 21

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Just... what | r/ComedyCemetery

HEY LOOK AN ALIEN THIS IS MY PLANET So YOU ARE THE F------ ALIEN HERE

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Hey mom, please leave dad out of this. | r/ComedyCemetery

Mum typing... TODAY Hey mum my friend just got ligma 16:01 You left your Bluetooth speaker down here and it's still on, me and your father heard all the p---------- come down stairs now 16:01 Ligma balls 16:02 Type a message

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Bob | r/ComedyCemetery

This is Bob. Bob has no arms. 'Knock knock' "Who is it? It isn't Bob.

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Haha dik jokes | r/ComedyCemetery

shows middle finger * Is this the size of your d--- or the number of your friends? U JUST GOT ROASTED

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Little Bobby is at it again! (a gem from Facebook) | r/ComedyCemetery

Little Bobby was sitting in class when the teacher asked him "Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people's lives?" To which little Bobby replied "Smo-king, Drin-king and F---king".

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I’m so over “fam” | r/ComedyCemetery

Dad: always watch for pedestrians Son: ok Dad: unless it's Bill cause f--- that guy, floor it fam Obaptain bruch Jk guys please drive safe

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Gamer: 100 | r/ComedyCemetery

Our daughter lost her first tooth! 7.38 I know, she won't touch my playstation again. 7.38 WHAT! 7.39 What? 7.39 GAMER 100

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Just read these magnets | r/ComedyCemetery

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This racecar shit | r/ComedyCemetery

WHATS A PALINDROME? STUPID aESTIONS, RACECAR wt342 1+ 1+ 3J 3Jaub Jatb HDETHE 34 Mg I+34 HOW To IDENTIFy 8+8 JT WHERE'S THE PALINDROME?! BANK GET IN! Boy: What's a palindrome? Teacher: racecar |{10 years later} Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak SRGRAFO #124

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