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IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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This is Bob. Bob has no arms. 'Knock knock' "Who is it? It isn't Bob.

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Little Bobby was sitting in class when the teacher asked him "Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people's lives?" To which little Bobby replied "Smo-king, Drin-king and F---king".

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I’m so over “fam” | r/ComedyCemetery

Dad: always watch for pedestrians Son: ok Dad: unless it's Bill cause f--- that guy, floor it fam Obaptain bruch Jk guys please drive safe

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Gamer: 100 | r/ComedyCemetery

Our daughter lost her first tooth! 7.38 I know, she won't touch my playstation again. 7.38 WHAT! 7.39 What? 7.39 GAMER 100

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Just read these magnets | r/ComedyCemetery

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This racecar shit | r/ComedyCemetery

WHATS A PALINDROME? STUPID aESTIONS, RACECAR wt342 1+ 1+ 3J 3Jaub Jatb HDETHE 34 Mg I+34 HOW To IDENTIFy 8+8 JT WHERE'S THE PALINDROME?! BANK GET IN! Boy: What's a palindrome? Teacher: racecar |{10 years later} Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak SRGRAFO #124

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Well gosh, how original | r/ComedyCemetery

OR I COULD PLAY ONE LAST GAME, JUST ONE... OH DANG, IT'S 11PM ALREADY, I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP THATE MYSELF... 5:24 A.M. @dystopiancomics

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This had 3 laugh reacts... | r/ComedyCemetery

01:36 133% vodafone UK Q Search Yesterday at 21:00 This isn't what we meant.... that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works! GO HANDS-FREE NOW ITS THE LAW STARTING TOM0RROW 62

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An actual assignment that i got | r/ComedyCemetery

GLENWOOD TO2 99 98 FOR 9829 2796 HIGH SCHOOL orman AveNe Glewod NSW2N EINt glenwood hschooldlet.nsweu.au |I HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM Success Diversity Innovation Opportunity ASSESSMENT TASK NOTIFICATION COMPULSORY MEME FACULTY: SCIENCE (This must be used in the assignment) SUBJECT: YEAR 9 SCIENCE CLASS: 9SCI TEACHER: DATE GIVEN: Week 3 DATE DUE: Week 5, 2 weeks after receiving task fthe tesk is not submited by the due dete penaltes wil aoply-see the sohoo/'s Stae acotcomentolky NO VACCINES NEEDED Outline/Description of Task: This task requires students to use their understanding of the immune system and vaccinations to analyse different claims about vaccines made through internet memes. They will have to present their analysis in an appropriate format of their choice, in order to effectively communicate their understanding. MEME OPTIONS (You can choose one of the following OR find one of your own) HOW ARE UNVACCINATED CHILDREN A DANGER TO VACCINATED CHILDREN This task will assess how well you can: "Autism is not causes by vaccines. - Use knowledge of scientific concepts and skills to analyse information from secondary sources and assess the claims made regarding vaccinations. World Health Organisation Effectively communicate your understanding to an audience using an appropriate format. Outcomes to be assessed: IF VACCINE WORKS? LW1 Multicellular organisms rely on coordinated and interdependent internal systems to respond to changes in their environment. "Vaccines cause autism." SC5-7WS: A student processes, analyses and evaluates data from first-hand investigations and secondary sources to develop evidence-based arguments and conclusions MERCURY MUST BE DISPOSED BY PEOPLE WEARING HAZMAT SUIT'S -Andrew Wakefield SC5-9WS: A student presents science ideas and evidence for a particular purpose and to a specific audience, using appropriate scientific language, conventions and representations FIO TOXxers be like: "Correlation doesn't equal causation The completed task is to be handed in with this cover sheet DATE SUBMITTED: STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP I certify that: The planning, development content and presentation of this task is my own work t has not been copied from another person's work or from books, internet or any other source thave used appropriate research methods and have not used the words, ideas, designs, skills or workmanship of others in the task or its development without appropriate acknowledgement I have prepared for and completed the work to the best of my ability. BILL 1TES GUTLT CTEYSAFE IN ENEPN S you're talking about vaccines eradicating Then, yes... Yes, it does! DATE: STUDENT SIGNATURE: Ololoid

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Get it? Because I disagree with them so they hate the country? | r/ComedyCemetery

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