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IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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This racecar shit | r/ComedyCemetery

WHATS A PALINDROME? STUPID aESTIONS, RACECAR wt342 1+ 1+ 3J 3Jaub Jatb HDETHE 34 Mg I+34 HOW To IDENTIFy 8+8 JT WHERE'S THE PALINDROME?! BANK GET IN! Boy: What's a palindrome? Teacher: racecar |{10 years later} Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak SRGRAFO #124

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Well gosh, how original | r/ComedyCemetery

OR I COULD PLAY ONE LAST GAME, JUST ONE... OH DANG, IT'S 11PM ALREADY, I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP THATE MYSELF... 5:24 A.M. @dystopiancomics

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This had 3 laugh reacts... | r/ComedyCemetery

01:36 133% vodafone UK Q Search Yesterday at 21:00 This isn't what we meant.... that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works! GO HANDS-FREE NOW ITS THE LAW STARTING TOM0RROW 62

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An actual assignment that i got | r/ComedyCemetery

GLENWOOD TO2 99 98 FOR 9829 2796 HIGH SCHOOL orman AveNe Glewod NSW2N EINt glenwood hschooldlet.nsweu.au |I HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM Success Diversity Innovation Opportunity ASSESSMENT TASK NOTIFICATION COMPULSORY MEME FACULTY: SCIENCE (This must be used in the assignment) SUBJECT: YEAR 9 SCIENCE CLASS: 9SCI TEACHER: DATE GIVEN: Week 3 DATE DUE: Week 5, 2 weeks after receiving task fthe tesk is not submited by the due dete penaltes wil aoply-see the sohoo/'s Stae acotcomentolky NO VACCINES NEEDED Outline/Description of Task: This task requires students to use their understanding of the immune system and vaccinations to analyse different claims about vaccines made through internet memes. They will have to present their analysis in an appropriate format of their choice, in order to effectively communicate their understanding. MEME OPTIONS (You can choose one of the following OR find one of your own) HOW ARE UNVACCINATED CHILDREN A DANGER TO VACCINATED CHILDREN This task will assess how well you can: "Autism is not causes by vaccines. - Use knowledge of scientific concepts and skills to analyse information from secondary sources and assess the claims made regarding vaccinations. World Health Organisation Effectively communicate your understanding to an audience using an appropriate format. Outcomes to be assessed: IF VACCINE WORKS? LW1 Multicellular organisms rely on coordinated and interdependent internal systems to respond to changes in their environment. "Vaccines cause autism." SC5-7WS: A student processes, analyses and evaluates data from first-hand investigations and secondary sources to develop evidence-based arguments and conclusions MERCURY MUST BE DISPOSED BY PEOPLE WEARING HAZMAT SUIT'S -Andrew Wakefield SC5-9WS: A student presents science ideas and evidence for a particular purpose and to a specific audience, using appropriate scientific language, conventions and representations FIO TOXxers be like: "Correlation doesn't equal causation The completed task is to be handed in with this cover sheet DATE SUBMITTED: STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP I certify that: The planning, development content and presentation of this task is my own work t has not been copied from another person's work or from books, internet or any other source thave used appropriate research methods and have not used the words, ideas, designs, skills or workmanship of others in the task or its development without appropriate acknowledgement I have prepared for and completed the work to the best of my ability. BILL 1TES GUTLT CTEYSAFE IN ENEPN S you're talking about vaccines eradicating Then, yes... Yes, it does! DATE: STUDENT SIGNATURE: Ololoid

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Get it? Because I disagree with them so they hate the country? | r/ComedyCemetery

EVEN SCHOOL KIDS KNOW Spell the words correctly. Ci U 1. A person who teaches is F eached 2. A machine that computes is a Campue A+ 3. A person not loyal to his country is ae aCe A

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I have nothing to say about this abomination | r/ComedyCemetery

Prostate Ok, who is next? Exams

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This is just disturbing | r/ComedyCemetery

parents: why are you always laughing at your phone me: nothing also me: Materwelon

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I cannot possibly conceive a universe in which this is remotely humorous | r/ComedyCemetery

NO, NO AN AEROSPACE ENGINEER. I'M AN ENGINEER OH.I LOVE TRAINS! OH. SO YOU LIKE TRAIN ENGINEERS? SHE SAID SHE LOVES TRAINS! THECROWBARCOMICS

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This was literally made this year | r/ComedyCemetery

"le me working* *suddenly le wild customer appears!* 768-234-5- O you dumb bitch!! give me a heads up that you're giving me your rewards number before you start spouting it out! le feminazi rage has been activated* YOU CANT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IM A CUSTOMER!!!! birch please, i'll talk to you however I want *rips le customer service terminal out of counter* *bashes le dumb w----'s skull in* THE DUMB W---- GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED TRUE THAT!!

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OMG SO RELATABLE HAHAHAHAHAHA | r/ComedyCemetery

Suddenly a wild annoying fat bitch appears, and starts to bully me Me derpin around in school And all her stupid ass friends shouting You're so dumb! Blah, blah, blah, ugly, blah, blah,, you will never get laid, blah blah Get him gurl! Suddenly bitch starts to cry and "runs" off. F--- off, you fatty. How could you bully her?! She's sensitive! You bastard! You will pay for this!

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Hi crush! | r/ComedyCemetery

5. July Hi crush! 806 85 komentara 4,1 hilj. podjela. Svida mi I have bf. Komentar Podijeli se Najrelevantnije I'm Rich Im fortnite dancing right now 49 Svida mi se Odgovori- 2 d hehe. Bf Breakfast 10 Odgovora So e Svida mi se Odgovori 2 d And Rich is my name 3 Odgovora min: bruh Svida mi se Odgovori 1 d F---!!! Epic games Svida mi se Odgovori 3 d You Epic 1 Napiši komentar O

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Huuuurrrr five miles | r/ComedyCemetery

I named my dog "5 miles so I can tell people walk five miles every day u/chocopie1234

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