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Family Virgin American Chad "Shut up, Meg" Hasn't been funny in like 10 years Consistently funny for most of its run Stopped doing cutaways in the first season Patrick Stewart flexes his comedic Relies on cutaway gags that take up 60% of the episode Thinks gore=funny muscles gloriously Badass muscular CIA agent Characters get worse every year Relies on slow zoom to fake dramatic Roger is the best animated character moments Writers have good taste in music ever Killed Brian off for like two episodes Got rid of Jeff for a few seasons Jokes run on to eat up runtime to get viewers Cares about his family for an interesting storyline Brian sucked anyway, so it didn't matter Doesn't eat up episodes with filler Dark humor works sequences Spinoff killed King of the Hill Fat a------ Blatant Simpsons ripoff who abuses his Setting allows for weird stories family

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Virgin Guy vs. AMERICAN CHAD


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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