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The virgin "new" nostalgia critic The chad "old" nostalgia critic ads are straight forward and tell you all you need about the product ads for sponsors are off-the-walls random has hair bald 11 no more top plenty of top 11 lists just sits in chair and gets through movie review reviewS movies memes for days!(f------ bubbles, M Bison saying of course, l was frozen today, etc.) through skits barely any running boring gray wal gags/memes too many characters flashy beige to keep track of only a few recurring or off-white wall characters

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Although, I will say his ads are really getting out of hand. They're like youtube poop levels of humor and it just doesn't work coming from Doug

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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V.S. CHAD MEKHANE VIRGIN YALDABAOTIH followers willingly better themselves in pursuit of being closer to their god literally got thrown in a cage and has not escaped since crown to signify royalty and superiority built into head gay name bunch of pointless horns that look dumb as hell needs like forty eyes to see properly godly mechanical wings strong ocula lenses has never taken corporeal form weird hentai creatures weak wings of flesh has to turn people into gross zombie creatures cause nobody likes hirm sacrificed sel miahtv hammer with which he destroys evil beautiful runic engravings to save all of creation stupid holes and eves all over weird fursona legs destroyed a massive portion of land when he wasn't even whole, then killed himself because he hated bringing pain to others powerful robot leas

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virgin quirky anarchist gf vs chad fat tiddy tankie gf

the virgin quirky anarchist gf vs the chad fat tiddy tankie gf believes AOC isn't -opens mouth too much when making out -cheated on me with lil peep perfect but h-------- she's the best we got- no known family- doesn't own a gun- -cried for two hours after Isaid retard -refers to me as silly little bitch boi wear non prescriptión thinks babies are dumb- texts my mom glasses -doesn't eat; only smokes cigarettes and drinks coffee tried to steal my cat- volunteers for clout hates all of my friends- considerate and kind- -inexplicably makes me wear a fake mustache -spiritual but not religious doesn't open mouth- enough when we make out stays on bottom when we 69 -privately believes in magic won't tell me her last name- -refuses to cuddle can't roll joint- -mostly concerned with vibes -thinks l'm gay

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Unlimited vs Alternative Takeru

Chad Takeru Virginakeru ALTERNATIVE Unlimited Clueless about even the simplest things Knows Must be carried by his squad Carries everyone else what's up Obliterates BETAs Is a beta male Gets protected by da booty Protects da booty Doesn't even lift Doesn't skip leg day Tries to fool others that he's a special agent with a missiorn Is actually a special agent with a mission

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Pat requested the Chad Gamercube, so here it is! Featuring @WoolieWoolz by JenovasPuppet

The virgin mouse+controller THE CHAD GAMERCUBE UI flickers back and forth due to the ungodly combination Game runs at silky smooth 29 FPS Maximum comfort Knows that no price is too great for extreme gameage Develops muscle craps from unnatural positioning -Spends his money on frivilous Rediculous aethetics give him power things like "food" and "shelter" Gets made fun of for looking silly No space for gamer fuel Plenty of room for a can of sugar-free Redbull Excessive cables get twisted up Patented NerdtechT technology hides all cables

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Virgin Sonic Movie vs Chad Detective Pikachu

SONIC THE VIRGHOG DETECTIVE PIKACHAD So fluffy i wanna pet it The movie pretty much implies that Sonic will be he only CGI character. Everything else is live action Stunning designs not just for Pikachu, but for a wide ammount of Pokémon and environments. Nightmare Fuel Uncanny CGI fur Did i say how fluffy and cute he is? Uglier than my uncle's left testicle. Carbon copy of "Hop" but with a well known mascot. Has some clichés. however, this is all in coherence with the game FA NG DEADPOOL From a game that has been irrelevant for a quarter of a decade. Most of its fans are 30 to 40 year old men-babies. Pokėmon has been relevant for literally all of the time it has existed. Has millions of fans from all ages, from all around the world Movie tries too hard to get that PG-13 rating Really wants to be a "sarcastic badass" but fails miserably It manages to stay quite Design that looks clean for a Detective movi nothing like the original character but Likeable personality that doesn't make you wanna slap in the face with a fish His only job is to cause trouble Pokemon designs are faithful to the original, and despite that, they look like something you'd find in the real world still looks like (g cartoon. Making it stick out from the environment. Nike shoes because Paramount needed money to license the Gangsters Paradise song Is a crime fighter

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The Virgin Night King vs CHAD LICH KING

THE CHAD LICH KING The Virgin "Night" King F------ Frostmourne Made all People stil talk about hin today, 10 years afher his dearh Biggest enemy teenage bionde flying leards Has zero to none backstory, Most ieonic helnet ingaming Beastiful owing hair Sindragoia Viion Sindragosa s viserion doesn't even tall, isut eye thing or munde, Emotional and Trag las a cape No c0olor Has the msost intimidating voice is all o lantasy history Lives innide abuge fortress s old af Bachelor in allof The Eastern best bilrzard willain The best Blizzard Vlai eated by forest midgets ls the creation of a Alen Demon God spends 7 seasons trying o get through a wall Ranged the bottest mage i all of Anerodh Has barely done anything Had the most thorough falfilling and emetiol story are

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"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent

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Virgin Joker vs. CHAD DALLAS

The Virgin phantom thieves VS the Chad payday gang Formal yet practical attire Only wears silly masks when thev feel like doing a crazy shooting Cheats on everyone Cool weapons to choose from, many different heists Impractical, dumb outfit Basically made a big LARP session with knives Fancy custom varn Nerdy teen, likely going through puberty Sexy accents, varied cast with their own flaws, motives and positives Plenty of memorable quotes Looks like a t--- Characters are just annoying anime tropes Team members have different roles rather than just different types of attacker Hacker sounds like she's dying of asthma Genuinely screwed over in life Chosen to represent an entire franchise and becomes an overused cheap character Goth Furry van Despite their differences they always come together in the end Sexy, bearded hacker. Even the gang don't know what he looks like

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The Cuckold Boomer vs. The Chad Gangster

Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa

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