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The Chad Foreign Legionnaire The Virgin U.S. Marine Doesn't care about France and doesn't hide it, is loyal only to the Legion Is used to hardship, bears it without a word Bitches and cries whenever deprived of basic creature comforts Faux-patriotic Joined for adventure Classy, timeless uniform Joined for the benefits Uniform gets a redesign every few years, still looks bland and uninspir in Has a reputation for dying in droves to bearded dirt farmers Has a reputation for never Out of breath after a sretreating and being utterly ruck ru 마담 ruthless Gets randomly breathalvzed command wont trust him with an empty beer bottle Is allowed to drink on dutv, as long as the job gets done Marches on for days while carrying twice his weight Gfis getting plowed by Tyrone back home womenfolk of France fight over the chance of getting plowed by him _ Starvation, sleep depriva- tion and violence are part of his basic training Has PTSD due to getting yelled at by the drill instruetor Won't set foot outside the base without a horde of drones and helicopters guarding his every step Will get pregnant before deployment Can't wait for his next de- ployment, hopefully to Chad First in the fray to clear the way for everyone else

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Virgin vs. Chad

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