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The virgin Historically Accurate Medieval Soldier THE CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL Almost dies in battle, but then remembers his friend/wife/family and suddenly recovers, kills everyone Crude "helmet", best he could afford No need for helmet Wears a cap under the helmet because it hurts his head Cool unique weapon with a name, obtained from magical mar Used as a meat shield by his liege Armour is several centuries advanced past the time period The best armour he could afford is just a very thick, baggy jacket Needs a shield because he can't deal with arrows Obtains immensely expensive armour easily without expense Can't even afford a cool sword Knows he will win at the end since he's the main character Weapon is a short stick with a metal bit on the end doesn't care that his fantasy armour design doesnt protect efficiently. It looks cool and that's what makes him fierce Gets scraped in battle, dies 3 days later of infection Girly tights Tactical groin protection Weird virgin shoes Even if he wins the battle, he has to go back to labiuring to death after

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The virgin-authoritarian/xenophobe The chad-egalitarian/xenophile no respect for other species Exotic anatomy good looks attract alot of xenofriends weak physique from letting all their slaves to the work for them has litteraly no friends invades primitives and is proud of it wears ugly grey military-garbage respects all races and know hes just one amongst millions honors civil right stupid flag bland culture with honor-complex has no respect for civil rights values cultural exchange and tolerance helps primitives wears exotic goodlooking garbs uses purging as a crutch to not deal with politics deems himself better than other species accepts synths an psychics alike wins with universal peace through federating has no blorg friends has the biggest alliance is friends with blorg

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Virgin Detective vs Chad Pianist(i.redd.it) 117 points submitted 9 months ago by Tacticalrainboom

Virgin défedīve stupid hat and even he knows it CHAD PTANIST unobtrusive but noticeable ahoge no but he actually is lol cute and thematic barrette thingies generic audience insert with cliche "flaw" that is relatable for complete losers who like VNs thematically appropriate character arc that moves and changes with the events of the story friendly smile ray of sunshine complete wuss who openly rejects hope emotionally, symbolically, and literally withdrawn fun, energetic sprites ugly, stupid outfit with neutral colors that has nothing to do with anything flagship character needs to be *literally r----* in order to so much as fantasize about having sex, even his crush has to openly beg him to be intimate flirty bisexual (but capable of deep feelings) female protagonist with strong motivations Bonus: music-themed outfit with nice super obvious "growth" arc that is basically resolved by the end of chapter 2 considered a male "moe" by Japanese fans yet understated color scheme gets compared unfavorably to genuinely boring characters i.e. Hajime MANDATORY hates his boring, vague, already-done-many-times- over Ultimate talent character development forced upon him by other characters with the subtlety ofa barbell to the head instantly opens her heart to everyone, which ironically becomes a character flaw gets Western fans hyped for a female protagonist literally did nothing wrong name butchered by baka gaijins ((organic character development)) this guy should have died" literally kills Danganronpa genuinely loves simple but meaningful Ultimate talent zero memes

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Virgin Dead Or Alive vs. Chad Mortal Kombat

Virgin Dead or Alive Bareley any gameplay, just waifu-s--- Tekken rip-off PRAISED AS A FEMINIST FIGHTING GAME (YES, IT ACTUALLY WAS ONCE) ACTUALLY HAS GAMEPLAY laughing stock of feminists everywhere relies on fanservice OHNNY! FATALITY!! YOUR OPPONENT F------ DIES, THE THE REASON THE ESRB EXISTS!! EACH KHARACTER HAS UNIQUE COULD EASILY BE TOLD APART! NINJAS İCTdfiLLY KICK Soccer moms ignore this heap of horse s--- Despite the name nobody actually diesTITLE DOESN'T LIE!! -vawn- -OH S---!- DESIGN ND BACKSTORY all characters look the same REPLACES C'S WITH K'S BECAUSE IT LOOKS K00L. II GET OVER HERE! all three spin-of games suck TOASTY!! story looks like it was written by some emo teenager STORY IS ACTUALLY GRIMDARK. EMO-S--- FREE!! lame ninjas It's Official, Dead or Alive sucks! SOCCER MOMS FEAR THIS GAME'S EXISTENCE waifu bait FINISH HIM!!

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pretends to be directed to a "mature audience IRGIN forced drama in a children cartoon TM tries to be deep but has same cliches of western tv shows Imao what a virgin outfit same cancerous fanbase of steven universe magic based on science, rituals, alien gods. Nerdy feudal post- apocaliptic world forces audience to watch every episode in order to catch up with main plotlines (is full of fillers) RECULAR CHAD easy to watch, no need to follow protagonists spend all the time partying and doing dumb s---, totally Chad magic and supernatural events that are completely absurd but fun, set in modern times. Is relatable perfect after f------ Stacy and before going to work or study every episode bends the nature of reality while making you laugh virgin boss is always angry because he cannot handle them concludes with an epic 1-hour special

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The virgin Waluigi THE CHAD BREN Has fought a three-headed nightmare demon and a cyborg emperor, the latter four times Never beaten any big viiain Only times he 's flown were in minigames Flew up a dangerous as hell area with only a jetpack Can 't survive s--- due to being thin as hel Badass enough to withstand an attack on the ship he's on, surviving while everyone else dies Tennis Racket can only biunt Energy Wheel mode can cut through metal like a knife through hot butter Angry Sun fries him alive Has flown only a few feet above the surface of the goddamned sun Has only rode a Wiggler 0 Blew up a sandworm only by shooting its tongue

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The Chad Content Creator Turns an OC from a webcomic artist into a Nazi for fun Has legalized memes The upload filter found this content to be in violation of EU copyright laws. Able to spread his views through succesful optics His country's laws aren't at the mercy of undemocratic superstates Please check Article 13 for more information. Gets followers and support through his use of memes Famous Vaporwave artist thanks to slowing down people's music Probably on some SPLC list for his memes but doesn't give a f---

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The Virgin Worker vs The Chad Unemployed

the virgin worker The Chad Unemployed No bags under his eyes because he sleeps as long as he wants incredibly unhappy with his life bags under his eyes from not enough sleep Has never worked a single hour in his life works 55 hours a week stubble on his face from not having enough time to shave Clean shaven face Has so much free time he can do anything he wants is too busy working to have sex of find a gf hates everyone at his job has nightmares almost every day Has more than enough time to bang all the hot Stacys has no friends Doesn't have nightmares is probably going to commit a mass shooting Doesn't have to worry about paying rent because he lives with his mom barely makes enough money to get by lives alone Has plenty of time to make time for his friends Isn't going to commit a mass shooting

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The virgin Historically Accurate Medieval Soldier THE CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL Almost dies in battle, but then remembers his friend/wife/family and suddenly recovers, kills everyone Crude "helmet", best he could afford No need for helmet Wears a cap under the helmet because it hurts his head Cool unique weapon with a name, obtained from magical mar Used as a meat shield by his liege Armour is several centuries advanced past the time period The best armour he could afford is just a very thick, baggy jacket Needs a shield because he can't deal with arrows Obtains immensely expensive armour easily without expense Can't even afford a cool sword Knows he will win at the end since he's the main character Weapon is a short stick with a metal bit on the end doesn't care that his fantasy armour design doesnt protect efficiently. It looks cool and that's what makes him fierce Gets scraped in battle, dies 3 days later of infection Girly tights Tactical groin protection Weird virgin shoes Even if he wins the battle, he has to go back to labiuring to death after

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