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The tale of millie
Uploaded by B2oo2 Jun 05, 2018 at 06:36AM EDT
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![I Blind GF Guy !!UeycR30ZBT3 12/25/12(Tue)13:58 No. 13897379 [▼] >213897442 >Get up before she does and make sure everything is ready Warm mug of apple cider for her, cold cup of eggnog for me >Too warm for a fire in the fireplace, unfortunately >All is well She taps her way into the living room and I fold her cane and set it aside, seat her on the floor next to the tree >She's wearing cute pajamas, ankle socks, and her hair (normally up in a ponytail) is down and rumpled Snap a few photos, finally get a really good one of her "looking" at the camera and smiling Dog barges in wanting attention Distract dog with his present (rawhide bone) >Presents! She wrapped all my presents, but they're kinda lopsided >Tear wrapping paper off first one... W--? Box is literally covered every square inch in multiple layers of duct tape >She giggles and asks if I need help opening it Dammit, how did she secure this thing so well? >Cheat and use Fairbairn-Sikes knife to cut it open >The big heavy box is filled with two bricks and a phonebook >The hell? Smaller gift inside, also wrapped in lopsided wrapping paper Unwrap gift >Halo 4 Sweet Long story short, she got me Halo 4, a sweater with a zip-up collar (1 like the look of it, she just got it because she liked how soft it felt), and a box of 9mm 147gr Golden Sabers. She giggles and tells me her mom was laughing at the look on the clerk's face when he sold a blind girl ammo Igot her some more songs for her iPod, a braille copy of the Hobbit (which she only had on tape), and a couple audio books she can listen to on her iPod (most of her audio books are on cassette 'cause the library dumped theirs and sold them for pennies). Then the big moment Blind GF Guy eycR3 ZBT3 1 225 12(Tue)14:09 No.1 3897502 ▼ >>13897550 >13897558 >> 3897567 2213897575 >>13897604 >> 13897622 13897627 >> 13897638 >>13897645 2213897696 13897817 >> 13897880 >>13897937 >>13897971 >>13898057 >Heart starts racing >Stay cool man, you got this >Hell, youve been shot at and weren't this nervous ADRENALINE DUMP >Stop that >"Oh, there's one last gift under the tree." >She waits expectantly >Put it in her hand >She shreds the wrapping paper (every woman in my family spends ten years carefully unwrapping everything so they can save the paper. She just tears through it like a chainsaw. I love her) Tiny box covered in velvet Adorably puzzled face; realize since she doesn't wear jewelry she doesn't recognize a jewelry box >She figures out how to open it and feels the ring inside >Suddenly, she freezes and turns bright red >"Will you marry me?" >My >"Um. >She squeeks again, then thrashes around wildly with her arms, finds me, and literally throws herself into my lap and crushes me in a bearhug >"Yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyes! >Oh gosh, she's crying only response is a high pitched squeek Sit there holding her awkwardly while she keeps making squeeking noises and crying into my chest >She finally calms down and asks me to put the ring on for her >Starts Spend the rest of the morning cuddling on the couch, not saying anything, until it's time to go meet the rest of the family to exchange presents and announce the good news My parents are ecstatic; dad nudges me and says, "About time >Her parents are ecstatic; her dad already knew since I asked his permission first (I'm old-fashioned, sue me) and invites me into the den for a private talk and a glass of something really strong Welcomes me to the family. >Eat lunch with family and friends, then come home s crying again when I slide it on; it's a little too big, but hey She's humming the Safety Dance to herself and playing Marco Polo with the dog while I post this God's in his heaven, all's right with the world. So, how was /k/s Christmas?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/352/552/a82.png "God bless this anon")
![I think i might be into asmr now Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)04:36:38 No.63095818 [Reply] >Playing vidya with girl >Her baby brother needs to sleep >She starts whispering into the mic >Instant boner, Rock solid >l always thought asmr was stupid as f---, but I discovered that girls whispering is hot as f---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/067/679/aa0.png "Anon discovers ASMR | /r/Greentext")
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