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die virgin fuhrer lg imes socd eaeTHE CHAD PARTY LEADER Ideology Unsucessful & useless Ideology was created by actual philosophers & even after nation's collapse is still in use in many countries today, even successful in some Glorious Leader has Glorious Stache legitimate intellectuals tiny af mustache Stole symbol from asian buddhists due to weeabooism bans smoking due to paranoia of it's "health effects' & the jews Burned Books but also Rewrote said books to tie in with Party Ideology Burned Books Proudly Smokes Pipe as Any Self Respecting Dictator Would Beautiful shades of Grav Lied about most of his WW1 Experiences was really a chicken-s--- panzy Activelv robbed banks in order to fund revolution S--- Brown Clothes -used to match with the rest of his regime's aesthetic Large, Pseudo-Badass Boots TUIn that are hard to walk in worn in * order to look 'intimidating' Wears Mo order to focus on Building dest Footwear in -Cult of Personality & Empire Wanted to create a third reich that would last at least 1000 years, ended in 10 years, leading to germany becoming a shadow of it's former self as well as leading many germans to despise their own culture, modern germany is run by self hating whites. literally hated by anyone who isn't an alt-right nutjob Regime lead to Russia becoming an Industrialized & Powerful First World Country that could Rival Germany & The U.S. Which Persisted even after his death & the collapse of The USSR. Modern Russia Remains Stable even after the rise of The Russian Mafia & Poverty following the USSR's destruction, and is run by a man aiming to retain such stability & power at any costs. Still Respected by a few people, even non-communists

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The Virgin Hitler vs Chad Stalin


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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