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"The Virgin Dark Lady" The Chad Warchief Carefully cultivates alliances Kicks his allies out of the Horde because he iust doesn't like them Holds a small march to celebrate victory Waits until the Burning Legion is defeated before attacking the Alliance Declares war on the Alliance whilea giant dragon is actively trying to end the world Holds giant, expensive parades every chance he gets Tries to hide her preference for her own people so her allies trust her Openly racist They don't 0 Goblins still want to work for him Hated by her siblings Wholesome father- son relationship Doesn't even know what a war crime is, commits them regardless Careful to avoid war crimes Even Anduin wants to kill her Broke all of Anduin's bones. Anduin still wants to make peace Concerned about Old Gods Doesn't time travel Mastered the power of an Old God Actively damns allo her people Time travels frequently Uses his intimate knowledge of history to help his people avoid damnation Used chemical weapons on a fishing village Nuked a major population center Promoted her lover as her second in command Promotes a former enemy as his second in command Wary of Saurfang Makes fun of Saurfang regularly Doesn't waste time on lovers too focused on the domination of Azeroth Hasn't bothered to advance technologically Unnecessarily intricate armor Her people still use bows and arrows Industrialized immediately His people fight with guns and giant robot scorpions Mismatching shoes Lives in the sewer system in a ruined castle Lives in a giant, sturdy fortress in the middle of a desert Hasn't considered repairing it Rebuilt it all anyway using heat attracting metal

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Virgin Dark Lady vs Chad Warchief


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Nov 10, 2017 at 10:54AM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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sylvanas windrunner, garrosh hellscream, world of warcraft

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