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Long ago on a distant website, I, Tumblr, the gender- shifting Master of Sexualities, unleashed an unspeakable evil But, a foolish cis hetero white male wielding a biology book stepped forth to oppose me Before the final fact was spoken, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my fake genders are law Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tumblr

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Anonymous 05/22/17 (Mon) 19:20:00 D 8949d) No. 12615639 File (hide): 6c61317ef21376d. jpg (148.14 KB, 800x598, 400:299, Aku.jpg) 12615260 (OP) HOURS AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD I OP THE COCKSUCKING MASTER OF F------ MADE AN UNSPEAKABLY BAD POST BUT A BUTTHURT ANON, POSTING SMUG ANIME GIRLS USED SAGE AS A DOWNVOTE BEFORE MY THREAD 404ED I SPERGED THE F--- OUT, AND FLUNG MY THREAD TO THE FIRST PAGE WHERE MY FAGGOTRY IS SEEN BY ALL NOW THE BUTTHURT SEEK TO REPORT MY THREAD, AND BAN THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS OP
Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)00:00:42 No.9143047191430611>914306329143079291430852 Long ago in a distant land, I, Hela, the shape-shifting Master of Hel, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But the foolish Son of Odin wielding a magic hammer stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him across the galaxy, where evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to Asgard, and undo the future that is Hela!
«Oli 1111 88% 9:00 PM ▼ Settings Home 04/01/17 (Sat)23:04:55 No.46666 Board 3/-3DCG Anonymous LONG AGO ON A DISTANT CHANNEL I, ADULT SWIM, SHAPE- SHIFTING PRANKSTER OF DARKNESS SAW MANY ANONS ENJOYING TOONAMI Tadult swim] 126 KB JPG BUT A FOOLISH BOARD CALLED CO MERGED WITH A BOARD NAMED CK EAGERLY AWAITED THE NEXT EPISODE BEFORE THE FOURTH EPISODE AIRED, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN CABLE AND FLUNG VIEWERS INTO A SCHEDULING NIGHTMARE WHERE RICK AND MORTY IS LAW NOW THE BOARD WAITS IN HOPE THAT THEY WILL UNDUE THE FUTURE THAT IS ADULT SWIM http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SZCEnYFIMY Anonymous 04/01/17(Sat)23:05:50 No.46752
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