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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTRE WHERE M Y EVIL IS LA W. NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

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Anonymous 05/22/17 (Mon) 19:20:00 D 8949d) No. 12615639 File (hide): 6c61317ef21376d. jpg (148.14 KB, 800x598, 400:299, Aku.jpg) 12615260 (OP) HOURS AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD I OP THE COCKSUCKING MASTER OF F------ MADE AN UNSPEAKABLY BAD POST BUT A BUTTHURT ANON, POSTING SMUG ANIME GIRLS USED SAGE AS A DOWNVOTE BEFORE MY THREAD 404ED I SPERGED THE F--- OUT, AND FLUNG MY THREAD TO THE FIRST PAGE WHERE MY FAGGOTRY IS SEEN BY ALL NOW THE BUTTHURT SEEK TO REPORT MY THREAD, AND BAN THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS OP

Long ago on a distant website, I, Tumblr, the gender- shifting Master of Sexualities, unleashed an unspeakable evil But, a foolish cis hetero white male wielding a biology book stepped forth to oppose me Before the final fact was spoken, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my fake genders are law Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tumblr

Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)00:00:42 No.9143047191430611>914306329143079291430852 Long ago in a distant land, I, Hela, the shape-shifting Master of Hel, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But the foolish Son of Odin wielding a magic hammer stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him across the galaxy, where evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to Asgard, and undo the future that is Hela!

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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTRE WHERE M Y EVIL IS LA W. NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU

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