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View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。山akujpg, 148KiB, 800x598 /fit/ Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2015 09:35:43 No.34361455 View Report Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed and UNSPEAKABLE steroid But a foolish lifting warrior weilding a natty SJW sword stepped forth to oppose me.

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Anonymous 05/22/17 (Mon) 19:20:00 D 8949d) No. 12615639 File (hide): 6c61317ef21376d. jpg (148.14 KB, 800x598, 400:299, Aku.jpg) 12615260 (OP) HOURS AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD I OP THE COCKSUCKING MASTER OF F------ MADE AN UNSPEAKABLY BAD POST BUT A BUTTHURT ANON, POSTING SMUG ANIME GIRLS USED SAGE AS A DOWNVOTE BEFORE MY THREAD 404ED I SPERGED THE F--- OUT, AND FLUNG MY THREAD TO THE FIRST PAGE WHERE MY FAGGOTRY IS SEEN BY ALL NOW THE BUTTHURT SEEK TO REPORT MY THREAD, AND BAN THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS OP

Long ago on a distant website, I, Tumblr, the gender- shifting Master of Sexualities, unleashed an unspeakable evil But, a foolish cis hetero white male wielding a biology book stepped forth to oppose me Before the final fact was spoken, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my fake genders are law Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tumblr

Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)00:00:42 No.9143047191430611>914306329143079291430852 Long ago in a distant land, I, Hela, the shape-shifting Master of Hel, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But the foolish Son of Odin wielding a magic hammer stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him across the galaxy, where evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to Asgard, and undo the future that is Hela!

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View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNAO山notaik uipromisetg.jpg, 44KB,800x453 /tg/ saurons master plan Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2014 03:05:21 No.29295361 View Report Long ago in a distant land, I, Sauron, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish numenorian heir wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Sauron

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/tg/ Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2013 22:05:22 No.27861513 View Report >>27861501 LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, MKAR, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT THEN A FOOLISH GREY KNIGHT WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN SPACE AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE WARP WHERE MY EVIL IS CHAOS. NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO REALSPACE AND UNDO THE CHAOS THAT IS MKAR

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View Same Google Yandex qdb SauceNAO ㅗ1214031345716 pg, 395KB, 1600x1200 /a/ The Young/co/m/a/triot Sat 21 Jun 2008 17:55:45 No.12652815 View Report "Long ago in a distant land, I Fate, the shota master of Magic unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil! Then, FOOLISH samurai girl, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow, I tore open a portal in time and sent her to the future, where my evil is LAW! Now she seeks to return to her own time and undo the future that is FATE.

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The Young/co/mp/a/triot Thu 20 Mar 2008 08:02:37 No.10347550 Report I propose this thread be about how we can fix Naruto First, get rid the cast, pretty much everyone. Instead the story is set long ago in distant land, the Kyuubi Demon Fox unleashes an unspeakable evil when the Forth Hokage steps in to f--- up his evil s---. Before the final blow, the Kyuubi tears open a portal in time and sends the Forth into the future where the Kyuubi's evil is law and now he travels around helping random people while looking for a way to return to his own time to undo the future that is Kyuubi

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