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The Virgin S--- Only uses the stall in the farthest corner Wishes the restroom was empty covers seat with paper to avoid germs Regulates breathing to Carefully monitors gaps in door to make sure no one is looking minimalize sound Has a panic attack when toilet water splashes up Feels extremely vulnerable Covers penis with hands just in case Only lets out a small piece before getting nervous and leaving Only pushes when someone else flushes/washes hands to mask the sound of it hitting the water "The Chad Earthquake" loud grunting Only uses stalls next to occupied ones Pushes s--- out as hard as possible for maximum noise Always checks to Leaves the door see if neighbor needs some TP pen Ear-piercing yelling Takes pants completely off for optimum efficiency S---- literal mountains Legs planted firmly for maxmum stability Winks at bros that see him Ejects feces with the Stands like a man, sitting is for women accuracy of a laser-guided missile

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin S--- Only uses the stall in the farthest corner Wishes the restroom was empty covers seat with paper to avoid germs Regulates breathing to Carefully monitors gaps in door to make sure no one is looking minimalize sound Has a panic attack when toilet water splashes up Feels extremely vulnerable Covers penis with hands just in case Only lets out a small piece before getting nervous and leaving Only pushes when someone else flushes/washes hands to mask the sound of it hitting the water "The Chad Earthquake" loud grunting Only uses stalls next to occupied ones Pushes s--- out as hard as possible for maximum noise Always checks to Leaves the door see if neighbor needs some TP pen Ear-piercing yelling Takes pants completely off for optimum efficiency S---- literal mountains Legs planted firmly for maxmum stability Winks at bros that see him Ejects feces with the Stands like a man, sitting is for women accuracy of a laser-guided missile

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