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Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone Has never spent more than twenty minutes in bed at a time THE CHAD SNOOZE "The Virgin Rest" Has a perfect, better-than-atomic clock ticking in his mind at all times has no sense of time Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed SInce brith, hasn't gone the-Aight twenty minutes without an 18yo+ qt3.14 to snuggle with Sleeps in a nest with 4-5 other Chads every丹 twenty minutes Tired but refuses to slee Sleeps alone Has narcolepsy No screen has ever been within 20km of his eyes Screen close to eves lgnores blinding light produced by the digital device Has inbuilt defence mechanism so he can't percieve phones Faces the the screen away from any entrances Has entrances in every direction to Phone on 9% battery his bed Positions himself in the corner of the bed Uses advanced mathamatics and engineering tools to position himself dead centre of his bed Goes to bed at 5am Stays up until late Wouldn't know how to spell p--- if he cared to use it Frequently watches p--- in bed Has trouble getting up in the morning, exhibits similar child-like behaviours Springs out of bed with such force he causes earthquakes each morning, killing millions

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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