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Jakob would have none of it. "What the f--- did you just f------ say to Lady Corrin, you Ylissean s---? I'l have you know that I placed highest in marks and honors from the Gunter Academy of Butlering, and I've been involved in an infinite number of requested retrievals to both the Nohrian and Hoshidan wine cellars, and I have drawn over 300 types of bath for Lady Corrin. I am trained in both tea and murder, and I'm the top silverware polisher in the entire castle. You are nothing to me but just another unwanted guest. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on even milady's spoons, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to Lady Corrin in my midst, let alone hers? Think again, Freddy Wap. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Anna's across the universe and Prince Chrom is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call 'Milord'. He's f------ dead, kid. I can be of service, at your beck and call, and I can attend to your extermination in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Lady Corrin's armor polish. Not only am I extensively trained in Nohrian black tea, but I have unlimited access to the entire Shepherd food pantry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Chrom off the face of Akaneia, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now Chrom is paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will make Felicia s--- tea all over you and you, Chrom, and that s------ Robin will all drown in it. Have a good f------ day and blow me, asshat.'"

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