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Navy Seals Copypasta with emojis
Uploaded by baldarek Feb 24, 2016 at 11:38AM EST
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![File: 1435284007926.ipg-(60.64KB, 580x356, shrek-2.jpg) O Anonymous## Admin 15/06/25(Thu)22:00:07 No.11 Reply] What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little p---? Ill have you knowIgraduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and Im the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Intemet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The stom that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass of the face ofthe continent, you little p---. Ifonly you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo 1 post omitted. Click Reply to view Anonymous 15/07/24(Fri)16:18:56 No.47 another testpost Anonymous 15/07/24(Fri)16:19:43 No.48 testpost Anonymous 15/07/24(Fri)18:14:22 No.50 testpost](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/074/906/a99.png "Navy Shreks")
![[-] LordLoko Ego sum rex romanus et super grammatica 97 points 1 month ago What did you said about me your little peasant? I'll have you know I was tutored by the most brilliant strategists, and I've been involved in numerous crusades against the Abassids, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the top crossbowman in the entire Frankish army. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the f--- out with plots the likes of which has never been seen before on the mainland of Europe. You think you can get away with saying dishonorable things about me through your spymaster? Think again, peasant. As we speak, I am contracting my spymasters across the realm and your location is being discovered right now so you better prepare for the storm heathen. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dynasty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred wayys, and that's just in personal combat. Not only am I extensively trained in military tactics, but I have access to the entire armory of the Holy Roman Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dynasty off the face of the continent, you dishonorable baron. If only you could have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn imbecile. I will s--- casus bellis all over you and you will drown in them. You're f------ dead kiddo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/031/518/5ef.png "Navy SEAL Copypasta - Crusader Kings II Edition")
![↑ [-] Sachyriel 320 points 1 day ago Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'l have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'Il say sorry now, friendo permalink save report give gold reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/970/397/73c.png "Canadian Navy Seal")
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