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What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know I was throned the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, -and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs, -and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare and I am the top CQC-expert in all of the Imperium Ye are NOTHIN' to me -but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH-

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Navy Seal Copypasta - Leman Russ edition


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PHILIP IV AAAAA 1294-1303 AD BONIFACE VIII Che cazzo did you just hecking say about me, you little puttana? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Papal Army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Saracens, and I ha onfirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the med forces. You are nothing to me but ju out with precision the like mark my
TAC I am trained with the Beam Katana and I'm the top Assassin in the entire UAA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am a top ranking killer in the United Assassins Association, and I've been involved in numerous secret Assassinations in Santa Destroy, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. TAC M кас TRAC I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the Pure White Giant Glastonbury and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you F-------. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo.
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warhammer 40k, leman russ, if the emperor had a text-to-speech device

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