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Tendies Story
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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
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![File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/917/568/33d.png "Dat poetry")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies png (899 KB, 688x663) Chicken Tendies General . /ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 16 48:24 No 6 1 79 128 228182042 쯔6182648 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, etc. These are the tendies I had for lunch Ick/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No 6179133 dimaasimaa-imsesizee 226180340 226181513 >ketchup with tendies >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52 08 No 6 1791 34 > idizeinsmis.siassetteosadisasz The next m------------ that says tendies" on /ck is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6 180495 File: HeyFava png (594 KB, 759x455) 2261aoso226 80609 226179134 Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No 6180500>>>6180504-teom File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 5180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No 6180504 File: Heyfava3 ng (352 KB, 753x451) > > misere m6182084](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/905/943/ec0.jpg "ec0.jpg")
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies.png (899 KB, 688x663) ■ Chicken Tendies General-/ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:48:24 No.61 79128 >261791 33961791 39 226179157 >-6179169 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, eto These are the tendies I had for lunch /ck/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post 'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No.6179133 P> >ketchup with tendies >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52:08 No.6179134▶>>61791 402261 79154-6180495>>618050426182607 The next m------------ that says "tendies" on /ck/ is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >3 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6180495 File: HeyFarva.png (594 KB, 759x455) 6160500 226180609 P> Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> 11 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No.61 80500 File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 226180504 226180609 6180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? P> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No.61 80504 File: HeyFarva3.png (352 KB, 753x451) >26180609226182064 P> 6180500](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/905/195/5de.jpg "5de.jpg")
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