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□ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:14 UTC+11 No.19117057 Replies: 22191170822210117196 Wehlp /ki, today we're going to talk about Pvt Wolf in DS Hate walks up with a big f------ smile -It's only been 4 days but I know this isn't good Hey priales, a tornado just went through your bay And when the tornado threw over one bed letters started coming out Letters all over the f------ place, like got'damn Harry f------ Potter >Letters for home, talking about how horrible this place is, about how they're worried they might be becoming a killer and that it's changing them >Pvt Wolf why don't you come up here and read your letters for us? Forces Pvt Wolf in front of platoon to read the whole letter >Proceeds to rip into Pvt Wolf for being a whiny bitch >Pvt Wolf proceeds to cry Oh we're going to have fun for the next few hours priates From that day on, Pvt Wolf became the DS Hate's favorite person MOTHER F------ HEALTH AND WELFARE PVTS DS Hate makes a beeline for Pvt Wolf Turns out Pvt Wolf has been maintaining a diary >DS Hate knows >As soon as Pvt Wolf dumps his pockets it's the first thing DS Hate picks up Loudly announces to drill pad NOW WHAT IS THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE A DIARY PRIATES, LETS ALL REAL Begins to read selected passages from Pvt Wolfs diary >Begins to read the most cringeworthy s--- you could think >He was already smiling, but somehow his smile grows even more >As loud as possible so the whole drill pad can hear Proceeds to read short first person story in which Pvt Wolf is a werewolf, while in basic training > Trying not to laugh as all of the DSs are now howling in laughter DS Hate stops reading Well Pvt Wolf if you're a werewolf lets hear you howl Proceeds to make Pvt Wolf howl like a werewolf CONT Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:27 UTC+11 No.19117196 Replies: 2219117225 2219117238 2219117275 2219117370 TIME TO GO UPSTAIRS PRIATES it tossed by some ot >Suddenly WHAT THE GODDAMN F--- comes from a few bunks down >DS stops Tactically decide to tell DS that's Pvt Wolfs area DS immediately tells us we're good and proceeds to Pvt Wolf's area >Poke our heads out to watch what's happening DS Hate is currently dragging what Pvt Wolf's browny tighties out of his locker PVT WOLF WHY THE F--- ARE THEIR S--- STAINS IN YOUR F------ UNDERWEAR s--- .I don't know D HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF THERE ARE S--- STAINS IN YOUR GODDAMN UNDERWEAR DID YOU POOP YOURSELF DO YOU WIPE WHEN YOU POOP WELL APPARENTLY YOU DONT, BECAUSE THERE IS S--- EVERYWHERE Continues to flip Pvt Wolf's s--- DS Hate has no more words or faces he can make at this point Throws book in contraband pile just muttering What the f--- The fun don't stop there though /k/, the fun never stops Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)17 44 UTC+ 11 No 19117370 Replies: 22191174532219117474 This is a few days after Pvt Wolf became Pvt Wolf up to go down to IS >Suddenly a DS emerges from the laundry area with Pvt Wolf in tow >DS puts him at parade rest in front of formation him >Pvt, what the f--- are you doing in the laundry room? >I don't know DS >How don't you know? >I'm not sure where I am DS don't think I can remember my name 뇌 think I might have gone to blind >You're at Ft. Sill, your name is Pvt Wolf, and that Pvt is going to go upstairs and get you dressed, then when DS Hate gets here he can deal with this b------- >DS Hate doesn't show up until we've already started PT yells for Pvt Wolf >Erre body stops what they're doing to watch >PVT WOLF WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU >I don't know DS, I think I went blind for a litt- B------- PRIAT THATS THE DUMBEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD OF MAYBE IF YOU HAD SHOWN UP DOWNSTAIRS WEARING YOUR CLASS AS A BOOT AND FLIPFLOPI'D BELIEVE YOU BUT DON'T WORRY WE'RE GOING TO CHAPTER YOUR DUMBASS OUT OF THE ARMY ANYWAY TILL THEN I'M GOING TO FIX YOU Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:53 UTC+11 No.19117453 File: 1386917628445 0 KB, 640x575, 1386434329932 jpg) G D me s more □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)17:55 UTC+11 No 19117474 Not really, DS Hate was currently in his area tossing his s---, it was happening regardless of what I did. I was just getting another DS out of my AO as quickly as possible Then there was the time Pvt Wolf decided to eat his boogers >Doing some stupid admin stuff inside with the whole company >We're sitting around just waiting for this to finish up on area US >Starts making this flicking motion with his fingers and pointing in our direction >What the f--- is he on about >XO pulls one of our platoon DSs aside and whispers to them >DS bellows out PVT WOLF, DID YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT AT DINNER TONIGHT? >All eyes snap to Pvt Wolf >THEN WHY THE F--- ARE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS >I don't know DS WELL F------ STOP IT, ITS GODDAMN DISGUSTING This was DS Hate's night off, and it was the very first thing he addressed in the morning >DS Hate burst's into the bay WHERE'S MY BOOGER EATER AT? WHY THE FUCKAM I GETTING A TEXT FROM THE XO ON MY NIGHT OFF ABOUT ONE OF MY PRIA'TS EATING A HIS BOOGERS don't know DS WHY THE F--- WERE YOU EATING YOUR BOOGERS PRIAT? 뇌 didnt have any place to put them DS DS Hate shakes his head, I've got some paperwork for you to sign in my office At which point they finally got around to chaptering Pvt Wolf, but not with out one more story Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)18:01 UTC+11 No.19117535 > Today is the day they're sending all of the chapters back to the other side of the tracks >Pvt Wolf is among them >All the chapters are doing a lay out of everything they're going to turn in so they won't get charged > It turns out Pvt Wolf is missing a pair of PT shorts >DSs flipping through his s--- trying to find another pair of PT shorts >Make him run upstairs and search his locker again >Have him check his stuff again >As Pvt Wolf is leaning over his stuff one of the DSs audibly sighs >Pvt Wolf, what are you wearing right now? your uniform Pvt Wolf >Pvt Wolf looks >Turns out it's his missing PT shorts And thats the last we saw of Pvt Wolf

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