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The virgin inside your head VS The CHAD Warden

The virgin inside your head The CHAD Warden AQAP dumb triangle head Slick af hair hates anime loves IM@s and JoJo, hypocritical af Sentence mixing master race Loves the PS Triple text to speech peasant tryhard edgelord Smashes the mf like button too p---- to do things on his own Killed the voice twice Loves anime murders girls got his ass kicked by a robot Ballin' Got cash money baby gay pizzasexual Saved Siivagunner Quality fashion bland, s----- fashion

Virgin Rock Bassist vs Chad Funk Bassist

THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST The Virgin Rock Bassist Loud and proud afro Is verv audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Most well Needs a metronome to keep the rhythm Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesdUses a different tuning the band for every song Often uses 5 and 6 string basses Least recoqnizable Irreplacable ember of the band Plays exclusivel 4 string basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main song composer for the band Least talented member of the band Only plays. with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist and often sings leads Feels the rhvthm and doesn't need a metronome Only uses E and A strings Live performance new parts and improvised solos s have ill probab /end úp bein Live performances are jusf crappie versions of th album replace nly sometimes sings backina vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist

Virgin USMC vs Chad CSLA

$Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father$