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Legends Never Die

THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle

virgin 2049 vs chad movie

The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him

Virgin climb vs Chad Ascension

THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice

Virgin Sans Vs. Chadgore Dreemurr

the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing

Everyone starts out as a virgin but some of them with time evolve to be Chad

THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system

The Chad Ghost

Virgin Furry vs Chad Scalie

The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness

High Ground

The Chad Masterpiece

The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall

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