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Virgin vs. Chad - Image Gallery Page 15

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Windows block light even when the sun shines anime posters & merch door locked Bed has stains of various types Only light source is monitor with arch linux/gentoo neckbeard has not showered since 2 months Thinkpad T420 floor littered with trash 夕 e---------- jugs "The anon room" s--- bin and piss bottles

Virgin Shooting

"The Virgin Shooting" Tries to look cool but just has weird awkward smile the entire time Adrenaline causes massive pimple breakout (visible on security tape) Slumped posture makes victims laugh at hinm before he pulls the trigger Could only afford Hi-Point Constant jamming and inexperience makes responding police point and laugh Sleeves too long Ill-fitting trench coat bought from local goth kid Boots hurt his feet and make him walk weird Does it on Saturday Leaves behind manifesto (publically mocked on news the next day

Virgin Walk / Chad Stride

Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Has figured out how to always look everyone in the eye at once at all times Looks below parallel Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Has never heard a song in his entire life Back slouched if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find Little arm movement comfortable hand form Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could measure structural foundation with his spinal cord Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetually in contrapposto Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" - analogous to always manually breathing Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to the store" MANDATORY Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's already brutalized everyone nearby into submission Wears visually-painful bright neon attire $3000 highlighter boots from Giuseepe Zanotti Does not wear a coat, is immune to cold No one alive can insult his posture and get away with it Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quentin Tiny beetle-like stride Long strides

Virgin Room

favorite category is milf door closed at all times can name hundreds of p--- stars cumstains on mattress watches VR p--- PC is on the login screen whenever he leaves the room external HDD full of HD p--- is a member of at least one private torrent tracker toilet paper roll on desik can recogize p--- stars by the look of their assholes trash is full of toilet paper "The Virgin Room"

Virgin Computing

The Virgin Computing owns a Raspberry Pi uses Windows 8 carefully picked notebook based on value/price only default search provider is DuckDuckGo at least 3 different ad blocking addons in Firefox is a member of multiple private trackers follows multiple female YouTubers Facebook account under fake name anime collection is encrypted gets his news from RSS feeds posts Stallman memes on /g/

Life imitates Art

The Epert

ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin

Virgin signs Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:49:48 Post No. 28073297 [Report] Quoted Thread images: 12 by: >>28073318 2280 ー>>28074241 >>28074359 >228074416 >>28074529 >>28075296 >>28077652 >228077764 -28078179 28078309 28079493 ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin ong fingernails on men they don't know if they snore >the infamous virgin walk What is the virgin walk? Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:51:16 Post No.28073318 [Report] Quoted by: 2807336528074192 28074452 >28074481 28074529 >28077159>28077446 >28081814 >28073297 >What is the virgin walk Explain Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:09 Post No.28073358 [Report Quoted by: 28074529 Just a myth to make virgins feel insecure A virgin who hears that concept will be conscious about the way he walks, so he'll feel uncomfortable every time he walks and reveal his virginity to others Don't fall for this meme, kids Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:21 Post No.28073365 [Report] S> Swinging vour arms Anonymous 2016-04-23 20:33:42 Post No.28074192 [Report Quoted by: 28074214280744702807452928075150 28079744 28079787 Hands in your pockets and always looking down. Also looking down when you walk past someone hot.

The Virgin Cinema Going vs. The Chad Kinography Viewing

only eats during loud segments of the movie to avoid annoying anyone with crunching Eats only during the most silent of scenes. If so much as an ant is making noise on screen, he will refrain from eating. The Virgin Cinema Going "The Chad Kinography Viewing" attempts to keep a good posture because he's convinced people are watching him, so he's uncomfortable throughout the movie 、 always gets the largest available popcorn even though he can't eat it all, because it has the best dollar to volume ratio Maintains horrible back posture, fully aware knowing that no one else will see. Always gets the smallest size popcorn available, even though he hates popcorn, because he enjoys squandering his money always gets ice tea because he's afraid carbonated drinks will make him burp as literally zero bodyfat feet as far away from skinnyfat belly visible eeps the seat in front of him as possible to make sure he doesn't accidentally kick their seat Keeps phone on full volume and vibrate His phone will be making noise for at 80% of the movi switches phone to do not disturb mode to avoid accidental phone calls even though no one ever calls him Only gets Coke, full well knowing it will make him burp. What's more, he brings a can of Co2o and puts more of it into his drink to increase carbonation. ICE butt itches but too anxious to move Feet as close as possible to next seet, virtually guaranteing that the seat will be kicked Butt has never itched.

The Virgin Room vs. The Chad Castle

Can name hundreds of All blinds and curtains Does not have a door No curtains, the sun is always visible from window always closed artists and animators Door closed all the time, locked if No need for light switch he has oneL U Lights are off watches VR p--- Doesn't own anything invented after the time of Jesus Favorite category is 2d PC is on the login screen whenever he leaves the room, which isn't very oftern external HDD full of HD p--- Clean bed, enough place for 6 woman Is hunched over looking at his monitor Cumstains on mattress is a member of at least one private torrent tracker Never heard music, but alwaj dancing Owns only one set of cloth, no need to wash them. Woman love his pheromone Pile of dirty clothes that need to be washed Trash is always full Almost empty Kleenex box on desk C-- tissues, empty soda cans, and snack wrappers litter the floor Trash can is mostly empty because he misses the can when he thro 夕 his Kleenex away 'The Chad Castle" The Virgin Room" Weights that are never used

The Wizard Halt vs. The Virgin Rest vs. The Chad Coma

Never leaves his Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone bed nor his phone "The wizard halt" "The Virgin Rest" "The Chad Coma" Never saw a phone in his life Does not understand the concept of time Hair erected from all the p--- has no sense of time Never seen a woman in real life Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Stacy always sucking his d--- in bed Perfect biological clock Tired but refuses to sleep Never tired but still Sleeps alone Always sleeps with at least 1 Chad and 1 Stacy sleeps Screein physical contact with eyes Screen close to eyes Sleeps alone, even the bedbugs leave Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Does not see because of the Faces the the screen away from any entrances Eyes unable to process light emited by digital devices blindig light Battery of the phone is dead, always charging Phone on 9% battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Asleep by 9pm Doesn't know the word p--- Woke by 6 am Stays up until late If moves closer to the corner of the bed falls down wow Always tired, but never sleepS Frequently watches p--- in bed Always watching p--- Has trouble getting up in the morning exhibits similar child-like behaviours

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