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File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20

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1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY

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Anonymous 12/03/11(Sat)04:03:28 No.365998547 File 1322903008.jpg-(43 KB, 503x394, Goku-powering-up-dbz-rampage-2(...) jpg) be 17 >coming home from a party with a group of friends bunch of guys start hitting on this one girl in our group she asks them to leave her alone >they don't stop and start following us we try to walk quicker, but they manage to catch up >had a battle plan ready, just as much of them as we had men in the group so we were going to go man to man l step up to the guy who started it all >he shoves me back a bit >l hit into one of my friends the sudden shaking makes the spaghetti in my pocket fall out l try to pick it up with a nearby newspaper, but its everywhere >embarrassed as f--- >everyone is laughing at me

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Spaghetti NEW VEGA S RATING PENDING RP CONTENT RATED BY ESRB a ZeniMax Media

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Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.10034397 >8/10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and")" on my wall >Finally have the balls to talk to her on fb chat >2 hour-long conversations >waste all the topics >she wants to meet me the next day >I have nothing to talk about, I can only talk about anime and video games awkward silence >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again >face gets red >"h-hey so have you h-heard about the angry video game nn-nerd?" the angry video what? >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please" >"Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the gir >she's holding on to me for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face >yelling "VIDEO GAMES NERD WAIFU CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL" >Girl is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping she tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Girl has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail 100% real

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GameStop power to the players

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□ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:01:1 No.320233343 >Reach into pocket Spaghetti falls out >So humiliated I burst into treats

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Anonymous 09/29/11 (Thu)22:14:53 No. 355965288 gamestop thread? gamestop thread walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >"What? >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again face gets red "Please give me a copy of Atelier Tot >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" "Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks ori right now." propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face syelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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>> ■ Anonymous 04/03/11 (Sun)15:03:2 No.320243120 >get introduced to girl by friend bwe make poor comersation, both nvoiding eye contact I spot a a white thing hanging out of her pocket >stare at it fixedly, breaking out in sweat can't help myself, pinch the white thing and pull Sits spaghetti She has f----- spaghetti in her pockets >I grab a fistful of spaghetti out of my own pocket and shoves it in her face >we f----- all night

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