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D-Ha.. annot adtracCK. shopgo Gamer Game o nonymous 01 U WOT MATE? >be me be 16 decide to go out for wrestling make the team and generally enjoy it. Practices are hard, but I'm having a ton of put in the heavyweight category >first match yesterday go up against some kid about the same size as me >letsdance.exe round starts >kid slaps me in the face, not that hard >ohhellno.jpg I'LL WRECK YA C--- wind back >bitchslap the kid everybody on my team starts flipping out >crowd erupts with cheers >freshman teammate starts chanting "earthquake" earthquake is my nickname >whole team is chanting earthquake suddenly, actual earthquake starts >floor begins to crumble bleachers completely fall apart, killing everyone on them scent of onions fill the air it's shrek >shrek bursts through door, causing an explosion that kills my entire team walks up to kid I'm playing against S"it's all ogre now >shrek rips kid in half with his massive 20-foot long e-shrekt c--- >begins f------ kids torso until he dies >shrek turns to me >"it's time, mah boy" take off my singlet and spread my buttchecks for Shrek >Shrek stuffs his c--- into me he screams for several minutes before emptying his salty, onion-y load into me >my team wins by default >shrek is love, shrek is life Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:49:15 No.526142693 8/10 2 Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:49:29 No.526142728 God dammit OP I thought I was reading a real life story until the actual earthquake part 2 Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)20:50:22 No.526142853 File: 1389318622357.png-(79 KB, 250x238, 1389045090784.png)

Sonic is Love, Sonic is Life

File: 1388884955313 png-(679 KB, 912x1424, Sonic.png) Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat)17:22:35 UTC-8 No.525222626 >Be me >A huge sonic fan >l watched all the episodes, played all the games, and, on occasion, go to the conventions loved Sonic and I'm pretty sure he loved me he had given me I woul >One night, when I was praying, I heard the spin up noise Sonic makes when he does a roll attack coming from my closet >There he was. In my room >l am so happy. I have waited for this moment all my life >His d--- was only 3-4 inches, so l thought the butt sex wouldn't be so bad >WhatI had forgotten is how fast he is and that his d--- was furry >He proceeded to f--- my tight ass at the speed of sound >l got 3rd degree rug burn in my ass, but it was totally worth it >l only want to please Sonic He d"Wanna chili dog?" >l nodded gratefully d pray to Sonic every night for all >He put his ass to my mouth and shat a chili dog into my mouth and deepthroated me with it. >l choked and gagged several times but managed to swallow it whole >It was the best tasting thing I had ever eaten >He yelled "Gotta go fast!" and then jumped out my window and ran into the night >Sonic is love. Sonic is life

Doge is Love, Doge is Life

File: 1388223839023 ipg-(13 KB, 300x300, Dogre.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)20:43:59 UTC+ 11 No.523754823 >I was only 9 years old >l loved Dogre so much, I had all the Wow's and Such's >I pray to Dogre every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Dogre is Wow" say; "Dogre such God" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Dogre >l called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Dogre >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "Such r---. Much penetration. Wow." >He grabs me with his powerful paws and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Dogre >He penetrates my butt-hole hurts so much but I do it for Dogre >l can feel my butt tearing as my ey >l push against his force >I want to please Dogre >He Barks in a mighty "WOOF" as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Dogre looks him straight in the eyes and says "Such f----. Much gay" >Dogre leaves through my window >Dogre is love. Dogre is life es start to water

I Was Raped By Shrek Over 100 Times

Anonymous (ID: NDOjUXeT) 01/31/13(Thu)20:55:23 No.455217159 Replies: 2455218170 Be 25 years old >In the mental hospital because people think I'm crazy >Don't believe me >Don't trust me >l tell them over and over >l was r---- by Shrek over one hundred times in my life >Strapped down in bed >Everything white >Walls, bed, door. >Lock unlatches >Look in horror as I see who comes though the door >Shrek >Has a doctor uniform on >Covered in blood from doctors and nurses who got in his way >Try to run, but the straps hold me down >Not again >Shrek come to me >Takes out his swamp monster >Makes me open my >Shoves it in >My eyes water >l decide to fight >l bite down on Shrek's d--- >Bite hard because d--- comes off >Shrek backs away, not because of pain >He is laughing >He regrows his penis In horror i spit out the penis in my mouth >It begins to grow body >The two Shrek's begin to r--- me >Shrek is love. Shrek is life mouth

Ogrezealous

123456 320 ipg (40 KB, 320x240) iadb google 88 □ Anonymous (ID: Op773UP) 01/26/13(Sat)22:04 No 453921292 [▼] >be 17 talking about shrek dad says he has heard enough about shrek and tells me i am grounded tell him he is ogrezealous and run to my room that night i pray to shrek but hear no reply >has he abandoned me? wake up this morning go outside >my dad is laying naked and dead >he froze in the ice and snow see an onion beside him and hold it >in the breeze i hear a voice >"he shoulda worn layers" im a believer and not a trace of doubt in my mind [-] □ Anonymous (ID: Giuphf00 01/26/13(Sat)22:05 No 453921556 [ ogrezealous 10/10 i raged well played

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN

1395933815010 ipg-(7 KB, 191x136, image jpg) Anonymous (ID: v2CK6p2Q) 03/27/14(Thu)15:23:35 UTC No.539281101 [Reply >be me, 12 >into the ship Titanioc really into the ship Titanic >go with dad to take me to an exhibit >cry at the beauty and tragedy of the Titanic >dad laughs and calls me a f----- >he takes me home and doesn't stop for supper at bk >so mad that I pray to Titanic nothing >So upset I go to my room and lay in my bed >suddenly the air got frosty >my sheets are wet and full of ice >could it be? >l am greeted by the starboard size triple screw propellers >"HUUUUURRRRNNNNN" titanic bellowed silently nod, eyes fixed on the massive anchor >My dad runs to my room and opens the door >he sees his house is half destroyed by the beauty of the size of titanic >my dad yells at me and titanic and calls us f--- >Ohshit.jpg >Titanic capsizes and crushes my dad into titanic's 3rd funnel >My room was filled with steamm titanic turns to por >I'm ready >Bend over to take in all of titanic's massive bow >l cry a bit but take the pain to please my god >I whisper "full steam ahead captain" t and looks at me >titanic fills me with love steam then titanic sets a course for heaven >titanic is love, titanic is life

Image #725,282

I pray to Binky every ht before bed thanking him for the e l've been given was onl ears Binky is love", I say I loved Binky so much I had all the merchandise and movies Binky is life.' My dad hears me andI knew he was just calls me a f----- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and m face hurts I call him a c--- jealous of my devotion to Binky I lay in bad and its really colo A warmth is coming towards me He whişperg in my ear"Gimne that cupcake I feel sonething touch Its Binky Gimme that cupcake ㄧ l'm so happy He grabs me with his powerful bulldog hands l spread my ass cheeks for Binky push against his orce and puts me on my face. Im ready I want to please Binky He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but l o it for Binky I can feel me butt tearing as my eyeş start to water My dad walks in "What a wonderful kind of day" Binky looks him straight in the eye and says He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love Binky leaves through my window BINkY BINKY SD IS LOVE LIFE

Image #725,035

anime Anonymous (ID: gTvKlzCM) 03/03/14(Mon)22:12:19 UTC-5 No.535464048 be me facebook page manager post image of the greatest anime in history, Shrek just want to spread the joy of the ogrelord to all people bash the image, saying Shrek isn't an anime, blaspheming the holy onion peeler call the heretics dreck Zuckerberg shuts down my facebook account for hatespeech >crying alone on my bed feel a warm onion scented presence fill the room look up from my tear-stained pillow it's Shrek >I look at his hands he's holding the decapitated heads of Zuckerberg in one hand, and the heretics in the other he looks at me and says "it ain't ogre till it's ogre" I know what I must do get on my knees >Shrek takes out his massive ogre sized c--- >I'm ready he shoves it down my throat and instantly shoots his onion love down my gullet. wake up the next morning wondering if it was a dream turn on news headline states that Zuckerberg's and three others' decapitated bodies were found in an onion patch get on laptop facebook account is back and am now CEO of facebook notice an onion next to my feet pick it up there's a message engraved into the side "Welcome to the swamp, laddeh" Shrek is love Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: Jme7FvNB) 03/03/14(Mon)22:14:28 UTC-5 No.535464437 Can we admit that Looney Toons is, at the very least, in the top 5 anime series ever?

Are You Ready For Shrek?

ile: 13581487531591凶4105 KB. 300x300. 300.shrekforever.lt, 121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH L)01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replios:0 > Be me > Be 13 > Be in test > No one talking > Its all quiet > I suddenly spill water > Teacher gets mad and starts to yell > Calls me a f----- and gives me detention > I slump in my seat sad > I close my eyes and pray to the lorod > Shrek, I need your help > Shrek is love i say, shrek is life > The silence is broken by gagging > students cough at the stench of onions > Suddenly shrek bursts through the window > His green naked body makes my pupils dilate > I take in the whole view of his green ogresized c--- > "Yeh called me laddeh" > I nod silently, eyes still fixed on his meat > Shrek bends my teacher over on all fours and buttrapes him > Tears of jealousy roll down my cheeks > I push my teacher aside, eager to please shrek > "Its not your turn yet laddeh" > Shrek grabs a handful of students and thrusts their faces to his crotch > His 20 foot erected c--- skewers all 5 students from ass through mouth > He turns to me I'm ready > i gobble his balls and perform my best > the pain of my mouth ripping to fit his c--- is unbearable but i do it for shrek > he releases a gallon of love down my throat > "its all ogre now > As i get off my knees, shrek disappears out the window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life 9 Anonymous (ID: (BWBQNg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

Today is the School Field Trip to A Lake

File: 1391203108919.png-(36 KB, 750x479, shrek_is_love__shrek is_I(...).png) Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:18:28 UTC-5 No.530112563 >today is the school field trip to a lake bring with me a onion lunch shrek the movie book >kids on bus mock me and my love for shrek >"shrek is drek they haven't let the light of shrek into their hearts and anuses swe get to the lake and it >by the lake prays to shrek >drek bully hears me and laughs ake walk down path "shrek is drek" >drek bully takes onion from me and crushes it s"i will destroy shrek get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious onion >drek bully laughs >the smell of onions and swamp fill the air surrounding >a naked enraged shrek bursts from the clearing >drek bully runs away but it is futile >shrek with the force of a thousand donkehs thrusts his c--- forward >impales drek bully blood paints the foliage >before i could thank the ogrelord the silence was broken when little jimmy screams >little jimmy runs away but shrek chases after him s wher d'yu think ur goin' laddie? >shrek grabs jimmy and was about to r--- him but he sees david the fatkid to his right -david is frozen in fear -shrek runs over towards david and knocks him onto his stomach >shrek uses his mighty ogre c--- to cut a hole in the back of david and proceeds to put little jimmy inside >shrek seals david up and then inserts himself into david anus >shrek buttrapes david but is also mouth rapingjimmy at the same time can hear Jimmy's screams inside david >shrek lets out a mighty roar as he emptys himself into david sdavid swells up and bursts open revealed a steaming jimmy carcus covered in copious amounts of shrek's onion love >shrek crushes carcus into ball and throws it into the lake sour teacher screams "WHAT THE F--- IS THIS s "dey should'v checked themselvs b4 dey shreked themselvs" sthe teacher runs as shrek then swings his ogrecock slising the teacher in half Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:20:13 UTC-5 No.530112785 >shrek rapes the corpse by sticking his c--- through the open waist hole and out his a------ >also grabs the upper half of the teacher and sticks his penis into the mouth of the teacher and out the back of his head >"is it ogre now" >"naut yet >shrek knocks me down on my hands and knees i want to pleasure shrek >shrek tears my a------ and i feel the glorious pain as his ogre cocks goes through my a------ and out of my mouth >he lifts me in the air thrusts up and down pass out of the strain of my a------ wake up later my mouth and a------ are sticky >i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home get home and when i walk in my home my mom says anon, what has happened to you!?" shrek is love" i say "shrek is life

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