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File: reggie ipg (1.68 MB, 4928x4928) Anonymous (ID: ChL7F2dg) 06/12/14(Thu)01:51:59 No.550794953 >I was only 9 years old > I loved Nintendo so much, I had all the merchandise and games > I pray to Reggie and lwata every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given > "Reggie is love" say. "Reggie is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Nintendo > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its Reggie > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear, "T'm here to kick ass and take names" > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > My body is ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Reggie > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Reggie > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Reggie > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Reggie looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its Nintend-over now" > Reggie leaves through my window Reggie is love, Reggie is life

Anon Has Onion Soup

File: shrek 3ipg (122 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous (ID 9RMBzcD OV) 05/12/14(Mon)19:56:17 No.546188484 [Reply]546188596 >Today i wear my shrek hat to school >All The kids teased me calling me f-- or h--- >I ran awa >"Shrek is love" I said, "Shrek is life" >l wiped away the tears of my eyes while i am pelted by onion skins >l made them believe i hated it but instead became aroused by it >Craving shrek y to the bathroom to pray to shr ek WANTING shrek >As the day dragged on more and more kids made fun of me >All i said to them was"shrek is love, shrek is life >At lunch I sat alone, isolated, from the non believers SHRe drew in my notebook of a chapel, for my savior, shrek Today they served pizza >And onion soup >l quickly ran to my seat and ate the pizza leaving the soup >l made an offer to shrek by opening my uethra and pouring the soup down in >I held back tears as my penis >Then came a roar >That roar, came from shrek >With his huge onion d---, he impaled over 78 kids and 23 teacher >Murdering them all > All except me >He bent me over the table, spread my ass, and inserted his onion shaped penis, dripping with blood >After the penetration, he whispered "This is my swamp" > I realed back, making shrek Roar with orgamic pleasure > He then shot his onion powder 10 inches deep into my rectum > The principal saw him, shrek then looked him i the eyes and said "its all ogre now" and broke through the wall. Waitingto return became barney purple

Image #753,644

O Anonymous 05/11/14(Sun)19:08:24 No. 19173371 File: image.ipg (74 KB, 800x520) 、 19173403 19173328 > I was only 9 years old >I loved Kyogre so much, I had all the merchandise and cards > I pray to Kyogre every night, thanking him for the life Ive been givern >"Kyogre is love" say Kyogre is life" > My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Kyogre >I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to my room > I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's dry and hot > A storm is moving towards me > Its Kyogre > I am so happy > He whispers in my ear "This my cave > he grabs me with his powerful whale fins and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Kyogre > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Kyogre > I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes water > I push against his force >I want to please Kyogre >He roars a mighty roar and fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Kyogre looks him straight in the eyes and says "its all Kyover now" > Kyogre leaves through the window > Kyogre is love, Kyogre is life

Bob Ross is Love, Bob Ross is Life

File: 1cc549fo-0c51-4244-b3d0-9iog (309 KB, 1536x1072) ■ Anonymous (ID Gan D) 05/08/14 Thu)1845:35 No 545635014、2-5456355572-545635762 »545636 109»545636453 > I was only nine years old >I loved Bob Ross so much, I owned all the episodes of The Joy Of Painting and his masterpieces >l pray to Bob Ross every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Bob Ross is love", I say, "Bob Ross is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Ross I call him a t--- >He slaps me like he's cleaning a brush and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me >It's Bob Ross > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is your painting. You can do whatever you want." >He grabs me with his powerful painter hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Ross > He penetrates my butthole with his 2 inch brush >It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob Ross > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Bob Ross > He signs his painting as he fills my butt with Thalo Blue > My dad walks in >Bob Ross looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Let's put this happy little cloud right here." >Bob Ross leaves through my window Bob Ross is love, Bob Ross is life Anonymous (ID :XEMWVp ) 05/08/14(Thu)18:50:26 No 545635557 >545635014 (0P) 10/10 wold kek again

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I was only 42 years old I loved Chocolate Pudding so much, I made it every day for every meal l pray to Chocolate Pudding every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given "Chocolate Pudding is love" I say; "Chocolate Pudding is life" My wife hears me and calls me a f----- I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Chocolate Pudding I called her a c--- She slaps me and sends me to give Angelica pudding I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in the hall and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Chocolate Pudding I am so happy He whispers into my ear "It's 4:00 in the morning" He grabs me with his powerful stickiness and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for Chocolate Pudding He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Chocolate Pudding I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Chocolate Pudding He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My wife walks in Chocolate Pudding looks her straight in the eyes and says "I've lost control of my life" Chocolate Pudding leaves through my window Chocolate Pudding is love. Chocolate Pudding is life.

Never Leave Off the Onions

111 A 7:02 , Mimi Boards Anonymous HUem5nWc 1 minute ago 543856363 >Be me, 18 Working at McDonalds >Customer asks for Big Mac Says "Hold back on the onions" I prepare his food >Put onions in it anyway and spit in his burger for disrespecting Shrek Customer spots me spitting in his food He complains to my boss >Get fired >Go home Browse 4chan Fap Sleep Turn on the news the next morning Two people have been killed >Both the same cause of death Torn buttholes and drowned is a suspicious green good with onions down their throats >The victims are my Boss and the customer Shrek is Love >Shrek is Life 37.1 KB 0 posts, 0 images Anonymous UCQq1Leg 8 minutes ago 543855427 amazonAmazon App Download the Amazon App

Ogre Stole My Truck

口Anonymous (ID: NERRHOOD)04/20/14(Sun)18:22:10 No.543177208 >be me 17 >want to be more manly >love shrek with all my heart so i decide i'll do it in his name >go to store buy 500 pounds of onions >borrow my dads truck to bring em to my location >find really steep hill with thos warning signs >see car coming up steep hilll sthink to myself it's all ogre now >open my dads truck bed onions poor down hill in onion avalanche >car tries to stop but it's all ogre >onions make him slide off the hill >car rolls like 4 times and gets set on fire >shrek comes from bushes >I bend my sour cream ass over >he f---- me with his 20 foot c--- >car erupts into bigger flames >shrek steals my dads truck and drives off >shrek is love shrek is life

Rust is Love, Rust is Life

6:50 Settings Home Board /v/ - Video Games READ THE DAMN RULES 04/20/14(Sun)21:49:50 No.240479538 Anonymous Rust is love, Rust is life Sell everything I own to by rust merch >have mw2 for 321 KB JPG Xbox/ps3/PC/leapfrog >every night I say "rust is love, rust is life" dad calls me a f----- >call him a c--- >he slaps me >cry and run to room >feel something warm and metallic sit's rust spread my buttcheeks for rust rust decimates my butthole >dad comes in brust 360noscopes dad >rust is love >rust is life Reply to Thread Return Catalog Top

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