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Anon was born to suffer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)09:57:40 No.48613371 >both of my brothers were married by the time they were 22 >tfw turning 22 next month and haven't even held a girl's hand yet It's over. 188 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)10:01:30 No.48613403 There's always tomorrow buddy 136 KB PNG Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)10:13:01 No.48613498 We are born to suffer 54 KB JPG

Anon loses virginity | /r/Greentext

Haven't told anyone this yet so you all will be the first > be me > horny 14 year old > playing Smash Melee with gf > jokingly say "if I win you're giving me a h------" 1.7 MB GIF > beat her because girls can't game for s--- > celebrating.ogg > "anon do you still want that h------?" > holup.mov > I didn't think she would take it seriously but f--- yeah > whip out my d--- > she jacks me off for a while > feelsprettygoodman > she suggests a b------ > f--- yes > stop her before l'm about to bust > ask if she wants to f--- > she does > pull out the condoms because I was a responsible retard back then > we start f------ (both being virgins) > once I finish we go back to playing melee I wish I was 14 again. Now I just want to kill myself.

Anon identified as rapist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)15:24:12 UTC+13 No.522834785 File: 1387765452870.jpg-(18 KB, 420x480, 1380005391335.jpg) >Be almost blackout drunk >stumbling home after a night of heavy drinking >9/10 QT walking in-front of me >She accidentally drops her purse without realizing >I pick it up, and yell out to her >Too drunk to explain she dropped her purse, end up sluring some gibberish instead >She looks afraid, starts walking more quickly >I run after her >She is terrified, thinks I'm a r----- or something >She begins sprinting >l just need to get closer to her to show her the purse and she will understand >I've almost caught up to her >She accidentally trips in her high-heels and face-plants >Her nose looks broken >Blood everywhere >She starts screaming >bystanders across the street see us and run to her aid >Oh f---. People will think I mugged her or something >Without thinking, I sprint the other way >Get home safely, pass out >Wake up and find I still have her purse >Mfw laccidentally stole a woman's purse >Few days later- local news article says she was mugged and they are searching for the perpetrator >For some reason, she identified me as being a black guy >l'm white >Mfw Nobody ever found out it was me

Anon hates pedos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)18:37:51 No.782010739 Mods took down a p--- thread Good job mods, good job 7 KB JPG

Anon wishes | /r/Greentext

File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) O Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.79985177 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." U Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:37 No.799851809 >>799851773 (OP). I wish that OP would die in 10,000 fires.

Anon goes on a date. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:02:25 No.67766134 >girl asks for my snap >we talk for a week, it's very nice >I set up a date, she agrees and acts interested >fast forward to today >show up, wait for forty minutes >she's not there >check phone, she blocked me on 945 KB PNG everything business as usual it seems

Anon questions magik stairs | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)11:35:53 No.86031451 ► >get in >door closes >???????? >on a new floor do you guys really believe in this

Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/12/22(Sat)12:20:16 No.161226832 "Mama, die, die, die." "Algebleft" NUTRICIA 25 KB JPG Why Germans are like this? Anonymous 03/12/22(Sat)12:24:53 No.161227088 The, Bart, the Anonymous 03/12/22(Sat)12:25:42 No.161227132 >"alsjeblieft" What a fugly language Anonymous 03/12/22(Sat)12:26:17 No.161227163 It's Dutch

Anon wants to do something bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/10/18(Wed)18:42:01 No.781982957 >Be me, middle school >Thinking about doing some bad things in my school >Computers there are not protected properly >Minecraft was very very popular at Ceidsetsire c- NRPS SALI) 1- group infa->small hlocki dnoun for (i 43 KB JPG the time >gold idea.jpg >one day after class, go to computer room >take a dump on computer

anon lifts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT times your gainz have been(...) 12/07/17(Thu)10:08:39 No.43865956 >be me >been hitting the gym really hard past few weeks and feelin beefy >go to get a physical/flu shot from dr >he tells me to take my shirt off >"guess its pretty clear you aren't afraid of needles huh!" Do I even lift? 18 KB JPG >oh haha i get comments like that alot but I'm actually natural and just have a strict lifting regime >blankstare.jpg >"I was talking about your tattoo, it's very obvious you aren't on steroids" So who crushed your self-esteem this week? 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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